epic night

A night without rival, the ultimate, epitome of awesomeness. Spent doing exactly what you want, with who you want, where and how you want from dusk 'til dawn! Laws may be broken, but you get away with it. Babies may be made, but you'll welcome it. Purity or Debauch -- it'll go down in record books as one of the BEST nights of your entire life!

Booski: I want to have an epic night.. you know me and you.
Llokum: Grab your cell phone, passport, bikini, Red Bull, treasure map, bail money, jet skis & floaties, autograph book & pen, and leave your inhibitions behind...

by Llokum Shpirt June 13, 2014

Bro's Night

A hang out which usually ends in a sleep over of more than Two male friends or "Bros." (requires heterosexual entities only)

Me and the guys had a major Bro's Night last night.

by Joshua Muller , Joe Laucht, Justin Reeder July 19, 2006

Vitor Night

A night with no hoes where one has been rejected by all possibilities leading to a night of self hatred and hour long masturbation sessions.

Person 1: Yo you going out tonight?
Person 2: Na man, Im having a Vitor Night

by dothtandillsueurass September 28, 2018

slut night

A night in magaluf when a girl has rampant sex with multiple guys.

Lydia had sex with so many guys on slut night that she couldn't walk for a week.

by Bantergod1 February 18, 2014

night soccer

a weird abbreviation I made for

"going out at night to get anal fucked"

Person 1: Hey I'm gonna go play night soccer with Jason tonight!
Person 2: That's gay.

by algebra has a death wish November 26, 2022

Night wife

When you hook up with a chick at a bar and take them home, only to divorce them in the morning.

Joe: Did you hear Steve took home a night wife last night.

Randy: Yeah, I heard he divorced her ass in the morning and didn't even give her cab fare.

by Ridin at 4:20 July 4, 2009

Night Robber

A prostitute.

A night robber stopped me while I was driving last night. Told her I was broke so she left.

by bmw_ily September 4, 2017