honest abe day is on april 2nd. you must not tell any lies and be honest all day to make up for the lies and pranks of april fools day.
Honest Abe Day is April 2nd, the day after April Fools Day, wherein you be as truthful and honest as possible to make up for any pranks or lies you participated in on April 1st.
by batergacken April 04, 2022
Example 1:
Hose: Dude after I got from boot camp I was totally ripped my girlfriend practically dragged me into the bed.
Gustavo: Really? What made her so horny?
Hose: My sex-pack abs
Example 2:
Bogs: Yo man I just had sex with my girlfriend for the first time with a six-pack. IT WAS AWESOME!
Matt: Duh man that's why they're called sex-pack abs
Hose: Dude after I got from boot camp I was totally ripped my girlfriend practically dragged me into the bed.
Gustavo: Really? What made her so horny?
Hose: My sex-pack abs
Example 2:
Bogs: Yo man I just had sex with my girlfriend for the first time with a six-pack. IT WAS AWESOME!
Matt: Duh man that's why they're called sex-pack abs
by DaWizard May 02, 2013
by Nfhwhdhes June 23, 2019
After getting a girl really wet from fingering her, you rip out her pubes and use her juices as a paste while attaching them to her chin.
by ween October 23, 2003
Perform the abe lincoln on your passed out girlfriend while she's on her period...then take out her tampon and fling it at her like your john walks booth
After shitting on his womans head to finish er abe lincoln...mike took aim with her dirty tampon for an attempted abe lincoln assassination
by jaymboct September 27, 2009
Check out my ate-pack abs: It's thanks to the Ho-Hos, Doritos, Coke, and Funyuns cocktail I got brewing down there.
by Ae5Ea8 February 07, 2015