Smooth Crunchy Granola

Used to describe a type of indie Jewish worship experience enjoyed by young urbanite Jews, typically unorthodox & upper-middle class

"So you went to that new Friday night service in Harlem, right? How was?"
"I loved it! It was so spiritual! Why don't you come with me next week?"
"Was it like smooth crunchy granola?"
"What do you mean?"
"Did they sing in a circle and try to get everyone to meditate?"
"Yes!"
"Not my thing. I'll just stick to my Orthodox shul."

by klezmoreh98 January 25, 2024

on a smooth one

high on some really good drugs like cocaine, ecstasy, molly,

DAMMM YOUR ON A SMOOTH ONE!!!

by JUAN LOMELI September 03, 2014

coolie smooth

A male person all the ladies want to connect with on clubs for various reasons.

Did u see coolie smooth at the dancefloor last night?

Yes, he told a chick to request a specific song from the dj, and when the dj put it on coolie smooth went outside for a smoke.

Damn, thats cold.

by Shitboy Lee July 19, 2018

Butter smooth

The state of when you feel smooth as fucking butter

Tom felt his Mother's body and described it as, "Butter smooth."

by ArchiStarchy April 12, 2019

Sades Smooth Operator Is The Spartan Prayer.

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Person 343: Sades Smooth Operator Is The Spartan Prayer.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025

Sade's Smooth Operator Is The Spartan Prayer.

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Person 343: Sade's Smooth Operator Is The Spartan Prayer.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025

Lam Smooth

Tried in an asian way but failed.

Virgin Asian puts down his engineering books and talks to asian girl "Hey, you should check out this vegan restaurant with me."
Asian girl "Sure."
Virgin Asian "Then it's a date then..."
Asian girl "Wow... That was Lam Smooth of you. No thanks buddy."
Virgin Asian goes on a rage.

by That niggah November 21, 2009