The Smooth Criminal

When you and another person are about to have sex, and you repeatedly start asking “Annie, are you okay?” You keep asking this, regardless of what the person says, until they’re no longer in the mood for sex.

“So last weekend was actually great, I used the Smooth Criminal to great effect, and now none of her friends will talk to me, either. Peace and quiet is in store for me.

by anon415 February 4, 2023

smooth hank

A hand job performed with lotion as the lubricant.

"Tony couldn't get a bj so he settled for a smooth hank."

"My skins too dry for an old fashioned, grab the lotion and give me a smooth hank."

by Trogdor312 August 23, 2016

smooth

Super chill.

Tell people that you’re smooth and everyone will respect you.

1: Hey do you know Jake?

2: oh yeah he’s real smooth.

OR
1: “HEY YO IM SMOOTH”

by Magmalavamonstercoolkid August 14, 2019

Smooth Ketchup

Used to express positive agreement or excitement

"I got offered a job today" "Smooth Ketchup!"

by Anon237 July 8, 2024

Smooth Sailor

When the toilet paper is clean after a big shit. No evidence on the toilet paper

Wow that was a huge shit better wipe. .... wipes ass.... looks at toilet paper nothing there. ..... Good to go a Smooth Sailor.

by Murseh8r January 23, 2022

Smooth operator

Someone operating with a smooth brain

Well, that guy is a smoothie

For all the smoothies out there, for whom this site demands that I “include the word being defined”, smoothie does stand for “smooth operator”

#yougotthis

by znojnyj September 11, 2025

Smooth entry

The art of penetrating a person , after applying the right amount of liquor. Can be combined with roofies.

Jack: Steve made a smooth entry last night.

Peter: Did you sell him the roofies?
Jack: Nah, he used booz this time.

by Deemeister February 25, 2011