Thirty Slim Shawty

informing lover you will be with them in 30 minutes

i just hit thirty slim shawty. imma make some bagel bites and imma head back even tho the ozarks tv is occupiedo

by gurgz January 30, 2022

Slim the fuck up

What Someone is about to do.

“ I’ve been all heavy weights no cardio to ramp up. Going to start cardio next week”

“ Word. Then yeah dude you’re about to slim the fuck up“

by Trouty August 27, 2021

Slim Bob Jillies

A way to describe something if it’s clean or looks good

“Yeah man, you rockin’ the slim bob jillies tonight.”
“Throw the slim bob jillies on tonight.”

by Rico Rambe August 3, 2021

Slim-Nutting

The art of ejaculating, pinching the tip of your penis, and saving the rest for later.

"Bro have you ever tried slim-nutting?" "Yeah man, I did on Ashley and Martha the other day"

by NuttingEtiquette June 5, 2018

Real Slim Shady

Someone who was biologically born with blonde hair and blue eyes.

pretty self explanatory.

doctor: its a boy!

Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!

Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes

Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-

Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!

Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!

Baby: *jacks off*

*15 years later*

Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!

*5 years later*

baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!

The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.

by Slim Shady Did Nothing Wrong December 28, 2023

/somali slim shady

Embarrassing male who doesn’t know how to control his emotional. Not to mention, he’s broke ASF and attacks girls for making a slight joke. Such as doxxing them, calling them a dhilo, and harasses young women. He’s insecure and feels some type of way when a girl rejects him, or calls him ugly. He begs niggas for rank and he’s pretty much overall a loser. If you ever interact with him and consider this nigga a friend, consider yourself a peon.

That kid from /somali slim shady is the biggest beg

by lalalalalalaxwmqow February 19, 2025

Slimmed

When someone causes a major inconvenience for you due to their poor planning or forgetfulness.

Thanks for leaving that 32 oz can of beer in my freezer and forgetting about it you ass hole. It took me an hour to clean up. You really slimmed me!

by fibs September 14, 2021