uncle jesse

super sweet, almost to the point of being freakin' sweet; NOT Danny Tanner or Joey Gladstone

Yo dude did you see X-Men 2 last night?
Yeah that movie was totally Uncle Jesse

by Seany Mac May 3, 2003

Jesse Underhill

The most sexiest man I have ever seen in my life. His body is perfect his eyes are perfect his hair is perfect just everything is perfect. He started in musical.ly and has about 1.5 million followers.

Person 1: Whoa do you see that hot guy over there

Person 2: Yeah that's Jesse Underhill

by Jesse Underhill fan June 13, 2018

jesse robinson

Jesse Robinson is a guy who gets all the ladies and is an actual stud at every sport he plays

Isn’t the most popular kid in school Jake?
No, it’s Jesse Robinson

by Daddy Jose October 17, 2019

Jess Pro

A total OWO UWU. Quacks like a duck, but its okay. Struggles with blonds. Needs a booster seat to see her computer. Pretty funny though.

"Dude, you almost stepped on Jess Pro!"
"Sorry, shes so short I didnt see her"

by NotADuck_Yet April 8, 2022

Jess-Marie

Is derived from the name of Jesus Christ and Mama mary.A beautiful,smart,talkative,caring, and loving person.They care so much about their partner that they can be able to sacrifice anything even if it includes leaving their loveones.Twice mistakes is enough for them to leave you either you feel sorry or not.They care about their studies that they could easily develop anxiety and even depression.Once she agreed about you saying to leave her,they will make sure that you'll regret it for the rest of your life.They are goal driven person.They love moon,stars,sunset,sunrise,clouds,trees,forest or anything that feels relaxing.They love to eat.They easily gain weight but can also easily loss their weight.They look good in being a chubby or fit one.They are angel looking person but devil in the inside.They smile at you but that doesnt mean that they like you.They will never ever forget any mistake you did to them.Men are attracted to them because of their smile and beautiful eyes.Once you owned their hearts ,you'll have to deal with a childish attitude but mature in some serious matter.They love sex that even a man won't forget how good they are in bed.

Jess-Marie is a wonderful woman.

by Fortuneee June 8, 2021

jesse strutt

A homie that simps for a girl in a different province but is kinda funny. If you need therapy he will listen but give zero advice because he has none. If you are are ugly he will say your ugly no cap.

Jesse Strutt are you kidding me your fucking talking to Mairin on boys night???

by Steve Wittek November 13, 2020

Jess Moment

1. When you are disappointed that your swimmers can’t go under 4:40 in the 500 free.

2. When you feel highly disrespected because someone winked at you.

3. When you feel immense hatred for famous youtuber “Joeshark”

4. When you have no care for the mental health of your athletes

Hey Matt you’re giving me a Jess moment. We wanted you under 4:40.

by NineK March 18, 2021