he is the lead singer of Forever The Sickest Kids. he's from texas, he drinks arnold palmers like your dad drinks beer.
his favorite sports team is the dallas cowboys.
most people say he's a pedophile, which might be true, but he knows his limits. he's incredibly attractive and very talented. his talking voice is very unique. there's no one else with that voice : in a good way. he also likes to say GLORT, and settin it off.
his favorite sports team is the dallas cowboys.
most people say he's a pedophile, which might be true, but he knows his limits. he's incredibly attractive and very talented. his talking voice is very unique. there's no one else with that voice : in a good way. he also likes to say GLORT, and settin it off.
by demilovatoslover March 7, 2010
Get the jonathan cookmug. The Seth MacFarlane of stand-up.
by amethyst May 19, 2007
Get the Dane Cookmug. by celluloid lollipop September 17, 2008
Get the dane cookmug. .
Before natural gas people cooked with wood, then gas became the new thing, being modern up to date as in now your cooking with gas!
Before natural gas people cooked with wood, then gas became the new thing, being modern up to date as in now your cooking with gas!
by arthurnor August 31, 2011
Get the cooking with gasmug. Kay cook is a amazing beautiful girl.Yes she may have made some mistakes with Zach Herron.Yet everyone makes mistakes.She’s also a very good singer.
by Handle_it April 18, 2020
Get the Kay cookmug. When firing a gun for extended periods of time, the barrel becomes so hot that rounds in the chamber ignite from the ambient heat instead of from the firing pin striking the primer. Cook offs are dangerous because they rarely occur immediately after loading the round and because it's impossible to tell when or if it will happen.
My AR-15 barrel was smoking half-way through the torture test, so I dipped it in water to avoid any potential ammunition cook offs.
by PinkPanzer December 21, 2010
Get the Cook Offmug. A comedian who everyone who is under 5 years old thinks is effing hiliairous whereas Daniel Tosh is clearly funnier.
Random Person On The Street: Omg Lolz! Dane Cook is so funny!!
Me: Wow you're a dumbass.
^^ My opinion is the Morgan Freeman of the opinion world.
Me: Wow you're a dumbass.
^^ My opinion is the Morgan Freeman of the opinion world.
by Morgan Porterfield Freeman Jr. February 15, 2009
Get the Dane Cookmug.