brad

fat fat fat fat fat fat fatf atf atfatafat doesnt know when he is in the wrong very dumb does not think could be gay to pussy to tell
p2 : brad is fat and possible gay
p1: yeah lol i am gearge ooga booga
by johnsmith443 August 25, 2020
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Brad Carr

A guy so fucking dumb he used the urban dictionary as proof of spelling for the word: numbnuts, but spelled it numnuts.
Don't talk to that guy he's a total Brad Carr!
by Washingtana February 9, 2025
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Brad

Brad, short for Bradley is an average white male with little to zero life ambition. A red neck, snuff chewing chest puffed cock. Poor hygene, undergroomed facial hair, bad teeth and style. Hairy. Doesnt have much to say and socially awkward. Likes to present himself as more than he is or does, lack of confidence. Boastful. Acts like an outstanding person and captain save america but has no morals or hesitation in breaking the rules.
Brad is a know it all

Brad is a law breaker
by kandidlybrutal June 29, 2018
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Brad

A Brad is the classic wannabe-Chad fuckboy.

A B-stringer who can't score many girls, and if he does he's settling big time compared to what he was aiming for.

He doesn't care about the girls he's with, and basically just straight up lies to them to try and get in their pants or get them plastered to make them (in his mind) "easier."
"A Brad is someone I'd punch if a girl wanted me to."
by AH73 July 21, 2020
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Brad

\BRAHD\
Verb
1.
produce (a picture or diagram) by making lines and marks, especially with a pen or pencil, on paper.
2.

To speak or respond with a complex sketch in place of words
“A brad is worth a thousand words”
“Here, look at my brad and dimensions
“Brad is always bradding
by chassywhite_xo August 22, 2019
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In terms of dating, the Brad Pitt Rule suggests that if you're uncertain about whether to pursue a romantic interest or go on a date with someone, imagine if Brad Pitt asked you out instead. If the thought of going on a date with the person in question doesn't excite you as much as the thought of going on a date with Brad Pitt would, then it might indicate that the romantic interest isn't as strong or compatible as it could be. Essentially, it's a way to evaluate your level of attraction and interest in a potential romantic partner.
Like if a woman imposes some arbitrary time frame, move on. Seth’s Brad Pitt theory suggests She’s definitely fucking Brad on a first date.
by Slamdiesel February 15, 2024
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brad

a no good guy who is out to kill you in your sleep the man is insane
brad is sneaky hes in your room whach out
by big white kidddd!!!!!!! February 22, 2019
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