Having a “Paige”

When you feel like you’re going insane

Jordan: Maggie bit me like 5 times today I think she’s Having a “Paige”

by conradfanclub June 22, 2022

Paige

Paige; independent, hard working, promiscuous girl turned housewife. Lover, forgiver, all around perfect companion. She will tear your heart apart and piece it back together again. She will heal your wounds and strengthen your soul. If you find a Paige keep her.

Wow, I finally met a Paige!

by Thmp August 19, 2023

Marlie Paige Martin

Witawwy the coolest! Haha! Farlie fartin! Stalked me for 5 months and wont even talk to me.. *sigh*

Guy 1: “hey you seen what Marlie Paige Martin was doing”
Guy 2: “yeah ik she was witawwy stalking me at lunch”

by Cayden Hoogeveen January 28, 2024

Elaine Paiged

Elaine Paige OBE is a British singer most well known for her work in musical theatre. She was well known for being slightly confrontational (in a funny way) during interviews. To be ‘Elaine Paged’ is to be roasted/insulted.

He got totally ‘Elaine Paiged’ in that diss track.

by TyskieTyskie April 20, 2020

paige stamper

paige stamper is the most perfect girl in the entire universe. her voice heals my soul. her eyes light up my world. she is the sweetest girl ever. she is so caring and so kind.

i hope paige stamper is my girlfriend in every multiverse.

by jasperwasperbear November 24, 2023

Paige

A bloodcart who has no regrets

Yo that girl is a paige

by Havenoregrets August 16, 2019

Paige

shes a bitch that is so obsessed with random people for no reason. she's pretty at first but as soon as you get to know her she's the ugliest bitch you've ever seen 😳 don't go near her!!

"Is that paige?? Stay away!!"

by bedsheet333 May 28, 2022