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thirsty hamster

The sexual act of a male receiving fellatio while lying face down on top of a vehicle with his member hanging down onto the vehicle’s sunroof. The partner sits inside the vehicle, head tilted back, performing the act in a motion similar to a pet hamster drinking from its water bottle in its cage.
Man. I almost pulled a muscle climbing onto my car, but her performing the thirsty hamster on me was worth it.
by theBatman_75 February 27, 2024
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Hamster cock

An extremely small penis which is mostly prone to be apart of people called Harry.
Random Guy:OMG bro you have such a Hamster Cock!
by Peter-File101 September 8, 2019
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Sunroof Hamster

A "sunroof hamster" is not a recognized term in professional contexts. However, if used colloquially, it could metaphorically refer to a hamster, or a person (non-gender specific) exhibiting excessive and eager behavior to provide fellatio while their partner lays on top of a the vehicle with their hamster bits exposed through the sunroof.
In casual conversation, "sunroof hamster" might be used metaphorically to describe someone eagerly seeking attention or affection.

I asked to spice things up so she offered a ‘sunroof hamster’… wow!!
by BeeSilvArea February 21, 2024
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greedy hamster

A selfish fuckbag who only looks out for ones self interest and prosperity
Brandon screwed the crew over $2.50 on payroll that greedy hamster
by Timmy t-ReX July 4, 2017
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Hamster hole

I’m purchasing your hamster hole.”
by hamsterhole June 28, 2018
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Clean the Hamster Cage

Any excuse for getting out of work, an obligation or promise. Sometimes thought to be a sexual euphemism, but not. A reason to be lazy.
A. Boss: Can you stay late this evening, we have to ship twenty more units before 5pm?

Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!

B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?

Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!
by anonymous March 26, 2022
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Hamster Chard

Someone who is dry asf and in love with ryan reynolds but isn't gay
Emma : bro that guy is defo a hamster chard.
by James rejenold January 2, 2022
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