Doggy on a Leash

Psuedo-sexual relations in the position of traditional "doggy style" except instead of vaginal penetration, the woman puts her hand between her thighs and the man places his penis there instead. Unlike a hand job though, the woman just makes a tight fist, and the man does all the work.

Benefits: For the man, the feeling (with some lubrication) is surprisingly similar and the eye-candy of having sex in doggy style is almost identical. The benefit to the woman is that she can please her horny boyfriend with the moral overhead of a hand job and not have to "go all the way".

This position has also been referred to as Doggy with a Dike. This author is not sure why but presumably originating from a creative lesbian meeting some man's advances half-way.

Dude: Bro, I met this horny born-again chic last night. She didn't let me fuck her, but we did Doggy on a Leash.

Bro: So you just got a hand job then. Whatever

Dude: Try it sometime. I was hittin' that shit like crazy. Couldn't even tell the diff.

Bro: Thats okay, I don't go to Bible study classes to pick up girls.

by JD_from_Athens December 16, 2008

My dogs stuck in a tree

The excuse you use when you see a girl for the first time and she's ugly and you want to leave

I'm sorry but I have to go, my dogs stuck in a tree.

by Poptart condom November 6, 2015

tossing hot dogs down a hallway

a large, loose, and used up vagina......

Screwing Sally is like tossing hot dogs down a hallway.

by Roger Anderson August 6, 2007

Dogs in a bathtub

When a man fucks a womans pussy with his balls in her ass.

Bitch, you ever heard of dogs in a bathtub?

by Five Seven February 7, 2008

chase hungry dogs off a meat truck

when someone is so unattractive that they can literally chase the hungry dogs off a meat truck.

"Dude, that girl is so ugly she could chase hungry dogs off a meat truck."

by sugarqueen March 10, 2004

two dogs in a bath

a term used when attempting to place both balls into another's mouth and failing

It's just like two dogs in a bath, one is always trying to get out

by postmyk January 28, 2004

Your doggo a hoe

A phrase worse than you're mom gay, you're dad lesbian, your granny tranny, and your grandpap a trap all combined. If this phrase is said then the universe will implode.

Guy 1: You're mom gay
Guy 2: Let's cut to the chase. Your doggo a hoe
Universe: *dies*

by Heck.mp4 May 13, 2018