National don't slap your boyfriends ass day

March 12th is the official day where you can NOT slap your boyfriends ass.

*girlfriend slaps ass* "Hey, you can't do that, its National don't slap your boyfriends ass day!" *knocks girlfriend out*

by YupThatsAThot March 12, 2021

THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS!

what you say to somebody who makes fun of your gut, or says you've got quite the beer belly.

by weave September 7, 2003

roll you like a philly blunt and smoke your bitch ass

To significantly harm and/or manipulate someone, and then shoot them, usually with the intent to kill.

The Crip threatened the Blood that he would "roll you like a philly blunt and smoke your bitch ass!"

by WI/ROGUE June 11, 2006

the best part of you dribbled down the crack of your mother's ass

Indicates a person that completely and totally screws everything up all the time.

You dropped the brewskies on the way in to the partay? the best part of you dribbled down the crack of your mother's ass.

by no can clammupah April 30, 2006

Smack your tall friends ass day

Today is smack your tall friend ass day

This day happens everyday from march to may.

Hey sky!
what Greg?
Its smack your tall friends ass day!!!!

by mariafootlettuce March 25, 2022

Give your girlfriend an ass massage day

A sunny day where your girlfriend gets to treat herself to an ass massage by her one and only.

Tomorrow it's give your girlfriend an ass massage day

by Sezmstersem April 2, 2023

Grab Your Best Friends Ass Week

Any week of a month you and your best friends can grab each others ass when ever you all want. But only on grab your best friends ass week

bestie, it’s grab your best friends ass week

by lortimmydadon September 1, 2021