Xbox Customer Service

Horrible customer service, really. They will not take "NO" for an answer. For example, you try to remove your credit card info from your account, instead, the guy keeps trying to persuade you into buying more shit until you hang up or give in. Fucking assholes.

Me: "See, I can't have my account automatically renew itself because I don't have the dough. And I don't have internet anymore."

Xbox Customer Service: Yeah... well, I completely understand. I mean times are hard and the economy is bad, but see, you get 3 months for 14.99 and 400 Microsoft points free to use at your leisure."

*senario repeats*

by Wasabimoto November 29, 2010

Xbox Live Warrior

The term is usually used in the popular shooter game "Halo 3 ." "Xbox Live Warriors" are people who don't die when they're no-shields. Xbox Live warriors are usually people with amazing connections and their bullets always registers in every game. Although other people shoot them, their bullets never registers and the "warriors" end up killing them.

Person1: Wow dude that guy is one-shot my X!
Person2: What! I put 5 shots onto him and he just won't die!

People such as Tensor and Snip3down are Xbox Live Warriors.

by Etsah August 21, 2009

Brenden playing xbox

That little shithead that has horrible burns and always trash talks you even though you didn't say anything. Also has a bad temper when all the people playing the game with him start trash talking him back.

Is Brenden playing Xbox because if he is I'm not playing with that cunt

by Kiwi licker November 9, 2017

xbox 360

A Superhigh next generation console, successor to the Xbox 359. You will also need to be earning a 12 figure salary to even afford one.

Yapstarr: You seen those new Xbox 360's?
Shorty P: As if, i only just got an Xbox 359 a few months ago.

by Yapstarr November 12, 2008

Xbox 360

The console that wishes it could be a PS3. You pay 50 bucks to play with 10 year olds on an xbox

"Damn I wish I had a PS3. Squeakers are everywhere on my Xbox 360"

by Mr. Epicface12000000000 April 20, 2013

Playing Xbox

To finger a girl while using your thumb to play with her clit, using only one hand.

"Yeah, she thought I was really good at Playing Xbox and said she'd like to play with me again."

by FluffyKittenHater December 13, 2016

Xbox Live Bestfriend

A person who you met over xbox live but you feel as if you found your best friend in the whole entire world! You and that person can talk about anything and laugh at everything. You text and talk and wish that you lived side by side. You and your xbox live best friend thinks they were seperated at birth.

xbox user 1: They talked all day yesterday and text all the time. Are you sure they arnt related?

xbox user 2: nope they have never met (or have met once)

xbox user 1: Ohh then they are just xbox live bestfriends

by TFOGCNiki,heyitsniki7 December 11, 2009