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Nigger 99 with a Feather Duster

What got BT banned from DLive.
Florida Lady: "Man, this dude is drunker than a nigger 99 with a feather duster."
BT: "A nigger 99 with a feather duster?"
*Banned*
by BT's Box March 5, 2020
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married with children

Funniest show ever. Aired on the FOX network, which started in 1986. MWC started in 87, making the first ultr-succesful show for FOX. When the show launched, it wasnt a hit, but later it caught on. Since this show, there have been many copy-off shows with dysfunctional families. None of them were as good. Ultimately, one of the funniest sticoms ever.
I still watch Married With children re-runs everyday on the FX channel.
by only$19.99,less s+h December 27, 2003
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Within scrolling distance

When the information you wanna access from a particular webpage is only a little bit further down the page from where you are. This means that it is close enough for you to be bothered enough to scroll down the page and access it quickly. It is therefore said to be 'within scrolling distance'
"I can't see where to type in my email address"
"That's because it's further down the page, but don't worry, it's within scrolling distance"
by kakashleigh August 15, 2009
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Rat with wings

1. Pigeons (Those little grey/white/speckled birds that live in cities and steal food)

2. Something unnatural, but awsome. Normally a thing that seems strange at first, but when looked at a little longer is actually very cool.
1.

"Shit! That rat with wings stole my sandwich!"

2.

Bob: "Caffinated water? What the hell is that?!"
Bill: "Yeah, it's a bit of a rat with wings"
by SquirrelInATree November 24, 2009
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riddled with cock

An easy lady with a penchant for the love truncheon
You might want to give her a miss Brian, she is riddled with cock
by goody2shoes2 September 20, 2011
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Winscho-Withdrawal

A feeling of numb emptiness felt by all individuals once they have returned home from their erasmus.
Symptoms:

A general lack of interest and commitment in the day to day activities of home life.

An inability to get excited and/or happy over issues which, prior to departure for erasmus, would trigger the above emotions.

Listening to upbeat music first discovered whilst on exchange that now leaves one with a strong sense of nostalgia and general sadness.

Giving up trying to explain to others how special your time away was because the words do not yet exist that would do it justice-
And frankly, They dont even know.

Example:

Person 1: "Hey, what's wrong with Clare? She seems so much cooler and more worldly since she came home from her erasmus but sometimes she gets this glazed 'far away' look in her eyes every time I play Austrian house music"

Person 2: "Oh, haven't you heard? She has a severe case of 'Winscho-Withdrawal' "
by D118 September 23, 2012
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Finger with a hat

Euphemism for the penis, called such because it resembles a finger wearing a hat to one who has never seen said body part.
He pulls down his pants sensually. And out pops a finger with a hat.
by meowlnir July 17, 2018
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