I hate Windows!

The phrase most often uttered by users of windows, especially Vista. Often there is an obscenity interjected within this statement.

Look! I got another update for vista that screwed my computer up! I hate Windows! I'm gonna go get a Mac!

by Jiefu January 8, 2009

4 Way Window Pane

Window Pane is a name given to lsd encapsulated in gelatin. “4 way” describes a grouping of four standard size square “panes” resembling the four panes in an actual glass window. The "4 way” grouping is most noticeable in printed lsd blotter where one complete design is contained within 4 standard size hits. Also, “4 way” or window pane have nothing to do with the quality or potency of the lsd contained within them.

That 4 Way Window Pane I took an hour ago is starting to kick in. Actually, it should say, "That 4 way of window pane I took an hour ago is starting to kick in" but it wont allow the submission unless I use the exact phrase of the person before me.

by TAP200000006 October 15, 2006

windows vista

The next piece of shit from Redmond, WA. Beta testing is going on now and release is looking at Christmas 2006

"Hey, dude! I just downloaded Windows Vista Beta 1 and it rocks! Every time I try to boot it I get a different error message!"

by methamp August 24, 2005

fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window

A well-used, ill-kept monstrosity of a quim that wouldn’t look out of place on either a Picasso painting or on the side of a rugby player’s head. The resemblance to a sack of offal is accompanied by a smell that can only be described as “like Captain Birdseye’s arse”.

"Fuck me Colin, she had a fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window! Couldn't make head nor tail of the bastard"

"Serves her right for having seven kids”

by Burro's Dead Nan November 28, 2006

windows

Things you look out of.

Im ganna' look out the window!

by Your mama! March 13, 2004

six fingered windowlicker

resident of small town originating from same place particularly for example wellingborough in northants UK. similar to chav in usage but more implication that their parents took a dip in the shallow end of the gene pool - they were possibly first cousins.

I saw loads of six fingered windowlickers out last saturday in Welly - think they caught the special bus from the Hemmingwell.

by chopsie May 13, 2004

windows

1. A 32-bit Operating System with a graphical interface and 16-bit backwards compatibility for older applications. It was created by Microsoft Corporation.

2. A name that may refer to Windows NT or Operating Systems based on Windows NT such as Windows 2000 and Windows XP. Windows NT and it's variants were also developed by Microsoft Corporation. They are true 32-bit Operating Systems. They are not the same as Windows 9.x (3.1/95/98/ME).

1. Windows 3.1 is still used by some businesses today.

2. I downloaded and installed Service Pack 5 for Windows NT 4 Workstation.

by Gary Destruction June 13, 2003