A real winner

Said in a sarcastic way about someone who is actually the opposite of being a winner. A loser in other words.

Her ex boyfriend is a drug addict. Yea, he's a real winner.

by Andrewpreneur August 24, 2017

hands-down winner

Humorous term for a gal who is an "easy shoo-in" victor over a lustful-for-boobs dude who is trying to lift said chick's shirt off over her head; da gal's super-effective top-removal-thwarting strategy is to simply keep her arms lowered instead of obligingly raising them up over her head.

Even if a lady is a hands-down winner at keeping you from getting her naked from the waist up, you can still access her chest-pillows by either raising her shirt just as high as her arm-pits, or simply reaching up underneath the hem of her shirt and cupping her boobs from there.

by QuacksO November 25, 2021

Choose a winner

Doesn't work, Never works, It will never work.

Choose a winner

by quartz89_alt March 17, 2022

HOB’s Winnets

The most disgustingly tasty winnets

Wob ate HOB’s Winnets

by Michael.Kennedy69 March 7, 2023

HOB’s Winnets

The most disgustingly tasty winnets

Wob ate HOB’s Winnets yesterday. They were scrumptious

by Michael.Kennedy69 March 7, 2023

Scratch-Off Winner

A term used when you're fingering a girl, flicking her bean, making everything work fast and hard enough, and then she squirts and convulses. It's like winning a lottery scratch-off ticket—not a big win, but enough to keep playing the game.

Nick: Hey Bill, you get with Dirty Suzie last night?
Bill: Let's just say when I was fingering her, she must have felt like I had a Kennedy Half-Dollar on me as she made me a Scratch-Off Winner. She melted off the couch after two minutes. Smell my fingers (Bill thrusts his fingers onto Nick's nasal area mockingly).
Nick (awkwardly smelling Bill's fingers): Damn....Let me lick that shit!

by Studs Lonigan III December 5, 2024