e-knot

used in the phrase 'tie the e-knot', meaning to get married through the Internet.

The actor and the actress tied the e-knot yesterday because they had little time to get married in person.

by uttam maharjan November 30, 2010

boyscout knot

when two gay males tie their penis' into all the way from a single to quadruple knot, and then get erections in order to untie them and then proceed in order to cum all over each other.

Are we gonna do the boyscout knot tonight.

by SlappinEwoksLikeDemHoes October 25, 2010

Knot/Clown

In reference to racist symbology or a racist person. A living Cartoon. Odd behavior like that of prime time TV. Someone who despises the development of our species. A warped out zapped up person that is easily startled. A completely insane & mysterious person. A Knock.

You: I had such a bad day. I lost my job and I’m in trouble nearly failing classes. I don’t know what to do???

Me: Don’t worry about dem Knot/Clown ya herd!!!

by Chief Lotsadough May 8, 2021

Who got your balls in a knot?

When someone is being an ignorant scumbag and is acting like an annoying grump for no apparent reason.

Jake: Hey broskie, wanna head to the fair with me in a bit

Chris: No bro, piss the fuck off!

Jake: Jeez man, Who got your balls in a knot?

by James Mcagee August 6, 2024

Gay Shrimp Knot

When two gay men tie their foreskins into a bow.

Yeah Steve has enough foreskin for a gay shrimp knot!

by Bigchaddy July 25, 2022

Cock-Knotted

The engorged tip of the K-9's phallus that sometimes manifests while engaged in coitus. It often causes dogs to be stuck together until swelling subsides.

Look, the dogs are humping in the street and they're stuck together. They must be cock-Knotted!

by ShiftAltNumlock December 4, 2025

clot knot

The instance when a females period blood clumps and drys in her pubic hair. "Its painful and gross."

"Fucking tracy, shes such a clot knot!" "I was late to work because i had to shower out my clot knots "

by pattytheinvisible September 30, 2014