cancer wigging

In business or government, treating the wrong or a merely derivative problem by strictly cosmetic means, as in offering a cancer patient a wig to conceal hair loss suffered as a result of chemotherapy; cosmetic solutions to unintended consequences of another action or lack of action; improving the appearance but not the solution of a root cause problem; treating effects, but not causes, for sake of appearance.
State governments that propose driver's licenses or guest worker programs for illegal immigrants are doing nothing more than cancer wigging. The Federal Government is cancer wigging when it mails out stimulus checks as the economy crumbles.
Gasoline tax holidays are no more than cancer wigging a failed energy policy
by smartist June 11, 2008
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cancer wigging

In business or government, treating the wrong or a merely derivative problem by strictly cosmetic means, as in offering a cancer patient a wig to conceal hair loss suffered as a result of chemotherapy; cosmetic solutions to unintended consequences of another action or lack of action; improving the appearance but not the solution of a root cause problem; treating effects, but not causes, for sake of appearance.
State governments that propose driver's licenses or guest worker programs for illegal immigrants are doing nothing more than cancer wigging. The Federal Government is cancer wigging when it mails out stimulus checks as the economy crumbles.
by smartist June 10, 2008
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snake in lipgloss and a wig

just a brat who is rich and likes to show it
Ugh shes a snake in lipgloss and a wig
by ._.Blue._. May 23, 2021
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flashback wig

A wig/hairpiece used on film or TV during a scene that is set in the past. Its purpose is to show the audience that "this scene happened in the past! Look! He has moe haiiiir!"
In the second scene of the first episode of the show, we see a flashback to Jack's days as a surgeon. He is wearing a really overdone flashback wig.
by Panna September 30, 2005
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wig sauce

The spicy amalgam of sweat and dead skin that accumulates on the scalp underneath a wig cap.
Ugh, Jenny got back from the con and started undressing, and she splattered wig sauce all over me.
by wig sauce community March 07, 2019
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Wig snatched

When your wig is snatched, it means that something blew you away or shocked you in an extreme manner. This is usually used in a positive manner and can also be used as a compliment.

For example, if I saw a really pretty picture of my best friend on Instagram, I would comment that my wig was snatched. Someone could also watch a video of a singer and be so unexpectedly amazed by their voice that their wig would also be snatched. But it isn't necessarily used by the LGBQT+ Community
Beyoncé out here wig snatching with that Bowl Performance! Or Did you see how Mariah came for Demi Lovato on Watch What Happens Live? I died! Wig snatched.
by ProfessionalWigSnatcher June 09, 2018
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Bixum wig

A bixum wig is a slang term for stupid, dumb, undesirable etc. it is used as a rude remark.

Bixum wig is also an offensive hand gesture, make the heavy metal sign with you hand, but have your thumb connect with your pinky finger. It will look like your pointing basically. This has similar meaning to flipping the middle finger, it just means you don't like the person, or they are stupid.
My home room teacher is a stupid, dumb, lazy bixum wig.

My mom is acting like a bixum wig.
by Eternalflame666 May 04, 2014
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