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waxing your puppy

Ethans mom caught him waxing his puppy!
by patissweet September 8, 2005
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washing hair

When the guy, while getting oral sex, starts running his had through the hair of the person administerring the felatio with a lot of pressure either for a better blow job or for the recognition of the administer of the blow job
Pete said he loves washing hair because it gives him more pleasure.
by everyone137 April 27, 2007
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you wasting my minutes

When you call someone who is on pay as you go and talk non-stop!
On Contract: Yo dawg, whats really good son?
What are you sayin maaaaaaan?

No Minutes: Wtf you want, you wasting my minutes bitch.
by Got No Minutes March 1, 2009
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University of Washington

A school in the PAC 12 most well known for being hated by the rest of the world. The University, AKA UW, is full of high-class-wannabes and stuck up individuals. Commonly known as Huskies, Fuskies, Dawgs and Purple Penis Eaters attendees of the University of Washington are widely considered helpless or "off the deep end." Of course no Fuskie will admit this, they would rather brag about their new tan, the school's bad football team or their father's BMW.
Amanda Knox, Tend Bundy and Angie Mentink are just a few of the most well known University of Washington attendees.
by Nateers August 16, 2011
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University of Washington

A university located in the city of Seattle and in the state of Washington. If you take away the Medical program and its graduate schools, it's basically just a larger version of a community college.

The undergrad students (AKA Fuskies or Dawgs) comprise mainly of Asian-Americans, foreigners, and spoiled white kids who cannot properly function well in life if living anywhere 20 miles farther from their parents. Others include smelly hippies, unhealthy North Face wearing chicks, male homophobes who are stuck in mid-90's era A&F styling, friendly fags, cranky dykes and occasional African-Americans from the sports teams.

The majority of these class-less kids are delusional idiots who thought they could get into UC Berkley, Stanford or some east coast Ivy League school back in high school, but ultimately got rejected on many occasions. As a result, they make the mistake that their undergrad education at UW is far superior than anyone else, but in truth is comparable to any community college in the Seattle area. The students also suffer from a "superiority complex" in which they exaggerate their self-worth, bloat their egos, stroke their friends' egos, act elitist and poke fun at other PAC-10 schools because it makes them feel better when mommy & daddy is not around to boost their self-esteem with cupcakes every morning.

Campus is dangerous with muggers, thugs and rapists.
University of Washington on campus student clinic...

Doctor: "I hope you are taking your birth control pills."

Female UW Student: "I make sure I take them every morning"

Doctor: "You are a GREAT humanitarian."
by SeattleSecretAgent April 21, 2011
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Washington Apple

A sexual act in which the male tucks his erection between his legs, bends over and is sucked off from behind. For added effect the female can slap his ass cheeks making them red, and his dong appears as the stem. Not to be confused with the alcoholic drink. Though the former may lead to the latter.
Guy 1: One of them said they was gonna suck my dick from the back. I'm tryin' to see what that be like!

Guy 2: It would look like she's eating a big red Washington apple.
by luc richard mbah amoute April 24, 2009
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George Washington Carver

He's a dude who discovered A LOT of uses for peanuts.
George Washington Carver made: medicine, skin moisturizer, a school on a bus, like 160 different medicines, peanutbutter, peanut oil, and way more than that. If he were here today he could make cars run on peanuts :).
by PEANUT POWER May 8, 2009
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