pixel wanking

An endless and usually contradictory stream of requests - from "business guys" - to move an image or part of a web page up|left|right|down X pixels so that it lines up with some other arbitrary and unrelated part of the web application.

An often fatal disease, mostly affecting business owners and project managers which typically ends in a horrible death - usually by bludgeoning with the nearest blunt implement (a keyboard to the face is a common cause of death).

Business Guy: "Hey, front end guy, could you just move that line of text so that the bottom of it lines up with the top of the letter 'M' in the third paragraph of the second column six words from the left and diagonally across from that image of a flux capacitor?"

Front End Guy: "Dude, I've had enough of you and your endless pixel wanking. Taste my keyboard of death, motherfucker!"

by lleighto August 20, 2011

tanned wank

masturbating, whilst tanned.

phil: "dayum matt, i just saw bucky having a tanned wank on the balcony"

matt: "that shit is not cool"

by Oliver Hunt December 9, 2008

tank wank

An abbreviation of the name for the practice of 'tantric wanking'. This is when one masturbates to the point of near ejaculation, but then suddenly removes his hand from his penis and proceeds to sit on it in a meditatory stance, thus ceasing the self-stimulation. The wanker repeats this process over the course of two to three days. Needless to say the result is incredibly spectacular, but can unfortunately result in knob-ache.

Boy 1: Where have you been for the past week?
Boy 2: I was having a tank wank
Boy 1: woah.

by Joe Iles December 31, 2007

Wank Marathon

To have a minimum of six wanks (all cumming) within a day, with just short rest periods in between. Leaving the participant exhausted yet satisfied when crossing the finish line.

What did you get up to this weekend?

watched some TV and had a cheeky wank marathon

by CFI Dave May 18, 2011

Wank Tanks

Your wank tanks are your testicles or balls. where your cum is stored.

K.B. :i need to go unload my wank tank
L.W.: Niceeee!!!

or.....

i need to let my wank tanks start shooting

by kurt butler October 8, 2006

Wank Marshal

An official, or other duly appointed person, who presides over masturbatory activities in the interests of health and safety. Wank Marshals are properly trained and equipped to ensure safe practice and generally offer a rapid response, aiming to be on-site within 15 minutes. “Assisted relief” is also offered by some marshals for an additional fee.

I think I’ll bash one off... better call a Wank Marshal.

I almost killed myself during an asphy-wank, were it not for the helpful intervention of Sev the Wank Marshal.

by Brigadier Atkins June 21, 2011

wanking pit

British army slang for a bed.

Get out of them fucking wanking pits!

by Geoff O'Neill January 30, 2005