brown walk

The long walk to the bathroom when you really have to take a dump. Often dropping a Squeaker or two and avoiding sharting as you carefully walk to the bathroom. Similar to the brown swagger, except that it's more urgent, especially if you already have a turtle head poking out.

I was taking a brown walk and thought nobody was around so I ripped out a nice fart and ended up sharting on myself.

by khaytsus April 15, 2010

walk reggie

'Walk reggie' is an uncommon phrase used to describe smoking weed. Or 'bunning a zoot' commonly used by chavs. The phrase 'walk reggie' is usually used by young adults who haven't yet found their identity and still think that smoking marijuana is cool. These types of people usually think they are gods gift and that they can get any girl they want; frequently posting sexually explicit Facebook quotes and memes that are suppose to appeal to the opposite sex and is a way to tell the world that they are sexually active. However the need to post such context usually suggests that they tend to wank themselves to sleep with a box of tissues and a laptop instead of actually getting laid.

"Oi G, wanna walk reggie with me? Got that dank cheddar! dank dank cheddar

by RingRingKittenShutDown September 20, 2016

Walk of Fame

The strut a person performs while dressed in the same clothes they wore the previous night as they leave someone's house, apartment, condo, dorm room, office, hotel, motel, car, forest, etc. after just having sex with someone who is WAY WAY above their weight class and who without consuming massive amounts of drugs or alcohol (voluntarily) would otherwise never be caught dead having a conversation let alone a sexual relation with said person.

Mike: yo dude, didn't you wear that shirt last night?!? Are you headed back to the house just now?!! Awww....you're doing the ole walk of shame huh bud?!?
Steve: walk of shame?!? What!?! Nonsense man! I hooked up with friggin Sheryl last night!!!
Mike: Whoa! Sheryl!! GTFOH!!! She's way out of your league!
Steve: I know! That's why I'm walking back to the house so slowly. I want everyone to witness my Walk of Fame!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

mall-walking

When people get to a certain age they walk around the mall instead of walking outside.

The toilet is always near when you're mall-walking.

by CanadianTobyandAbel January 17, 2016

Cash Walk

A Celebratory Dance.

A Feeling.

Man, I finally got my hair cut and I'm just feeling good because I look good! *hits the cash walk*

After making a big deposit into the bank *hits the cash walk*

I just signed my very first deal *hits the cash walk*

Yo look at them kids over their killing that new Cash Walk dance started by Fast Cash Boyz!

by T.P.E September 13, 2018

walking temptation

someone who is so hot you want to do all the dirty things that come to your mind to them.

look at sarah, she’s a walking temptation.

by john taque July 9, 2021

Dork walk

A form of walking characterized by exaggerated stride and arm swing, usually performed by white suburban women wearing headphones and athletic attire.

Since it isn't really strenuous, the dramatic motions and attire lets observers know they are exercising, not just too poor to afford a car.

Check that out that Dork Walker, she must work at the Ministry of Silly Walks.

by Silverbullet November 18, 2006