Wake and Crank

Doing large amounts of cocaine early in the morning.

We woke up at 8am and did a pile of blow. Now thats what I call a wake and crank.

by Barry Clifton January 23, 2009

Wakefield High School

High School located in Central North Carolina. Think there good at sports but really suck at almost everything. Primary hangout is Sheetz gas station where they will spend almost every Friday and Saturday night. It is also very common to find many Wakefield students at sheetz during the week for lunch. Rivals with Wake Forest Rolesville, however if you lose everytime you really can't call it a rivalry. However they are known for there academics and marching band.

Wakefield High School students spend most of their free time hanging out in the Sheetz parking lot.

by ShEeTz4eVeR February 13, 2010

Wake and Couch

When the first thing on your mind is "couch" as soon as you wake up. Then you sit there for hours and only move to get food.

When one of your roommates or friends just wakes up and sits on the couch right away for a long time, they are doing a "wake and couch"

by Jonathan Marshall January 22, 2007

wajeeba

Vagina. Whopee chute. Originally coined by a prominent colorectal surgeon who believes that "good Catholics" should not use the word "vagina."

The patient has air and stool coming out of her wajeeba.

by bm#2 January 1, 2010

Waker Baker

A joint specifically designed to smoke in the morning after a night of chonging on some potent cheese weed to get you going for the rest of one man's daily activities such as fucking some potent pussy.

Person 1 "Mornin' la, fucked me y'know"

Person 2 "Fancy a waker baker lad?"

Person 1 "Yeah deffo lad, need to chong on me la"

by John Smith11 July 3, 2010

Wakeup Moment

When the situation you are currently in is so awful that you hit rock bottom, and have a sudden moment of realisation that things can't go on this way, a sort of last straw moment when you realise you need to change something as things can't possibly stay this bad.

Dude, that's a Wakeup Moment right there.

by Wakeupmomentfromhell September 10, 2010

waker upper

term used when in need of a wake up call; slang term used instead of the traditional wake up call; can you give me a waker upper in the morning; when someone needs a favour; needs that important call; whereas they're usually sleeping, and don't want to miss school, work, meeting etc..

person 1: "I have to get up early tomorrow, can you give me a waker upper call"!

person 2: "oh for sure; would you like that in the form of a call or text"?

wakeruppercallimportantfavour

by winnipegdude October 23, 2012