Hot Knife

When you conduct the act of intercourse whilst inside a hot tub.

That girl I took home from the bar last night was pretty upset when I have her the old hot knife.

by Bronsonisbomb June 18, 2016

Swiss Army Knife

The best tool (or weapon) known to mankind. Mostly due to it's being easily concealed.

"Just stabbed dat ho with ma swiss army knife!"

by Delta98 June 26, 2012

swiss army knife

it's involves two hands, a telephone and a lot of mayonnaise.

ben: man, emily gave me the best swiss army knife ive ever had, for my birthday

cory: oh nice is that a euphemism?

by didierdrogbalover July 27, 2010

Suprise Knife Fight

A Knife Fight brought on by suprise, usually amongst people who all possess knives and who are bored.

Ian: ...
Chris: ...
Jim : ...
Ian : ...Suprise knife fight! *whips out knife*
Chris: Suprise knife fight!? *whips out knife*
Jim : Suprise knife fight!? *whips out knife*

by Noz Dormuu December 19, 2008

lick the knife

The act of eating a fart. It is the comeback to "I cut the cheese."

Girl 1: I cut the cheese
Girl 2 to Girl 3: And you can lick the knife.

by The Gus of Guses September 30, 2015

There's a knife in my eye!

Usually a phrase said when people are being silent to make them laugh! Or, if you have a knife in your eye!

......
There's a knife in my eye!..... So what did you do yesterday?
......

by craig May 9, 2004

Bringing a knife to a gunfight

1. The act of purposely or mistakenly bringing less than adequate weaponry to either a military conflict or a poorly organized hardcore show.

2. The process by which a cable router renews a DNS coordinate.

"Shit fool, that s.a. brought a knife to this gunfight, whereas I brought a gun. To this battle between guns primarily. If I were to rephrase this using the present participle, I would say that he is bringing a knife to a gunfight. What a dumbass."

"Abe Lincoln never brings knives to gunfights. That's pussy shit."

by Jedd robble April 8, 2006