Wienering

The art of giving your significant other dick.

I am about to give my girl friend a semi mediocre wienering.

by Zukjunkie13 February 11, 2022

Wiener care

A type of care for your wiener for all your needs, if your wiener starts to hurt no need to worry just call wiener care and they will come and fix it free of charge, but it’s $9.99 a month

John put his weenie in the toaster and sadly it have black toaster marks but thankfully wiener care was their to help

by October 23, 2020

Bitch Wiener

A female Dachshund. The name comes from female dogs are called bitches and dachshunds are sometimes called wieners (referring to both their stubborn personalities and the length of the dog.)

Trevor: Man, I love dogs.
Brandy: Want to stroke my bitch wiener?
Trevor: Boy would I? ... Oh yeah... Mmm... Thats a nice wiener. Can I kiss it?

by Titsi November 05, 2022

Black wiener

Something you suck

I love to suck you hairy, juicy black wiener

by Juicydicklover101 February 18, 2018

wiener weld

When an uncircumcised male gets a circumcise males penis and pulls the excess skin over the circumcised tip. And thus making the two penises look welded together as one.

Hey Casey, do you want to come over later and wiener weld? I've got a fresh clean tip!

by The heights. August 25, 2017

Wiener Noggin

Adj. A jovial way to call someone a dickhead or when sensitive ears are around to get your point across.

Babe, where did the boys here the word wiener noggin? Well they were acting like dickheads but you can’t say that to 8 year olds so I said, “listen up wiener noggins, get it together!”

by ParaFrogAZ October 08, 2018

Wiener Shit

When you need to shit so hard that you can feel it inside your dick.

The huge crap I took was a wiener shit.

by TheRealDefinerOfDefinitions October 28, 2013