Similar to Wheel of Fortune, but rather than having a chance to win, you will lose or get something shitty all of the time. Also another good phrase for Roulette.
Sam decided to spin the Wheel of Misfortune, but lost every time.
Jim went to the casino to play the good ol' Wheel of Misfortune and lost his house, car, and kidney because of his debt.
Jim went to the casino to play the good ol' Wheel of Misfortune and lost his house, car, and kidney because of his debt.
by 1-800-PAIN March 18, 2015
Get the Wheel of Misfortunemug. To be more lame than anything imaginable. See also: The English equivelent, with knobs Lame can also be substituted with other adjectives or nouns, such as "shit" or "stupid"
by HJORules007 August 3, 2007
Get the lame on wheelsmug. 30 inch rims. Called Wagons Wheels because they look like wagon wheels that would be used on Old-West Covered Wagons.
"Im sweatin like a foo, i just bought tha pill, lookin down on you boys on them chrome wagon wheels, im rollin rollin on these wagon wheels."
-Project Pat
-Project Pat
by DonnieHack December 30, 2007
Get the Wagon Wheelsmug. I was doing your girlfriend from behind last night but she got a charlie horse, so when ended up doing the wheel barrel.
by KDN May 22, 2004
Get the wheel barrelmug. spin the wheel: to spin the wheel is to try your luck with girls... similar to going to the casino, and trying your luck with the roulette or chocolate wheel. although in most attempts the casino gives better odds
by Archie vander January 23, 2010
Get the Spin the wheelmug. spinning rims the nice ass ones not the busta ass joints they gots at walmart. them shits usually be chrome 2.
by the original mofo BIATCH June 24, 2004
Get the spree wheelsmug. by rat July 14, 2003
Get the wheeling jesuitmug.