Wheel of Misfortune

Similar to Wheel of Fortune, but rather than having a chance to win, you will lose or get something shitty all of the time. Also another good phrase for Roulette.
Sam decided to spin the Wheel of Misfortune, but lost every time.

Jim went to the casino to play the good ol' Wheel of Misfortune and lost his house, car, and kidney because of his debt.
by 1-800-PAIN March 18, 2015
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jesus on wheels

1.) used to express the extreme awesomeness, coolness, or kickassery or an object.

2.) can also be used sarcasticly to exemplify the gayiety or lack of awesomeness, coolness, or kickassery.
1.) "Holy shit, that's jesus on wheels." "Drury is jesus on wheels."

2.) "look at that douchebag walking around like he's jesus on wheels."
by Day May 28, 2007
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Wagon Wheels

30 inch rims. Called Wagons Wheels because they look like wagon wheels that would be used on Old-West Covered Wagons.
"Im sweatin like a foo, i just bought tha pill, lookin down on you boys on them chrome wagon wheels, im rollin rollin on these wagon wheels."

-Project Pat
by DonnieHack December 04, 2007
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wheel barrel

The act of fucking someone from behind while holding them up by their extended legs.
I was doing your girlfriend from behind last night but she got a charlie horse, so when ended up doing the wheel barrel.
by KDN May 23, 2004
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Spin the wheel

spin the wheel: to spin the wheel is to try your luck with girls... similar to going to the casino, and trying your luck with the roulette or chocolate wheel. although in most attempts the casino gives better odds
"hey i'm gonna go over there and spin the wheel"

"that booty is too good for you, don't bother"
by Archie vander January 23, 2010
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spree wheels

spinning rims the nice ass ones not the busta ass joints they gots at walmart. them shits usually be chrome 2.
DAMN! look at them the spree wheels that cat got on that caddy truck man!
by the original mofo BIATCH June 24, 2004
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wheeling jesuit

Older high school kids.
immaturity @ its finest.
the guys are faggots
the girls are sluts
hey man, lets go kick the shit out of some jesuit fags.
by rat July 14, 2003
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