A teenager in the 21st century who sleeps all day and does most their work at night.This is from possible issues with depression amd anxiety.
by Mr.sleep February 25, 2021
Get the 21st century vampire mug.Vampire living in current times. In order to live in modern society and avoid persecution, they conceal their identity. Nobody knows of their existence. They have to stay out of the sun and therefore must work night shift jobs. Modern day vampires are among the poorest and most persecuted people of the developed world.
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Get the Vampire mug.A mythological being, homosexual, and attracted to the Gluteus Maximus of the human race. According to legend, born in Transylvania, the "butt-vampire" was the weak, half-wit brother of Dracula and was constantly bitten in the Gluteus Maximus by his brother and other siblings. So, as the legend goes, Buttvula, the original "butt-vampire," bit humans in the Gluteus Maximus in order to receive the "thrill," if you will, that the other vampires receive when biting humans in the Sternocleidomastoid, "Neck."
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