Vampire

Someone who eats a lot of pussy or sucks a lot of dick.

Joe- Man Jerry eats pussy like every night.
Johnny- Ya dude he is such a vampire.

by Jackass1739 November 13, 2016

Vampire

A person who eats a girl out on her period (bloodied-tampon eaters included)

Girl: Chad it’s my time of the month again
Chad: Time to be a vampire

by prolificterror April 2, 2019

Gay Vampire

Gay Vampire aka Playboi Carti, THE BEST RAPPER OF ALL TIME AND IF YOU SAY NO, FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

playboicartifan.com: I LOVE GAY VAMPIRE!!!

playboicartihater.com: Who the fuck is "Gay Vampire"?

playboicartifan.com: He's Playboi Carti, the best rapper of all times.

playboicartihater.com: CARTI IS SO SHIT!!! HOW CAN YOU LISTEN TO THAT GAY FUCK!!!

playboicartifan.com: Calls his 2 best friends and jump playboicartihater.com

playboicartihater.com: YOU'RE A FUCKING WASTE A SPERM JUST LIKE PLAYBOI CARTI YOU PETTY CUNT!!!

by monkeyseatbannanas March 28, 2023

vampire

For the love of God, vampires are FICTIONAL!
If I see one more fucking "goth" retard on the internet claim to be a REAL VAMPYRE OMG OMG OMG I might explode.
Vampires are from folklore, mainly eastern european. During the Romantic period they became popular subjuects of art and fiction. As time passed, a subculture of RETARDS began to claim to be real vampires, mostly for attention form other pseudo-vampyric retards.
Vampirism is a real trait in some animals. They are not all nocturnal.
In folklore, people were believed to be "cursed" to come back as vampires if they displayed certain deformities in life.
sorry for the long def

Dracula from Bram Stoker's imagination is a vampire. He does not have the deadly aversion to sunlight introduced by later films, but he has superior strength, climbing ability, and stays alive by consuming human blood.

by skudge January 9, 2008

rusty vampire

Anally penetrating a woman so hard that she bleeds out of her anus and then you proceed to suck and drink the anus blood.

Dude 1 "Yo guess what I did last night."

Dude 2 "What?"

Dude 1 "I gave your sister a rusty vampire."

by sjpbus April 17, 2011

Vegan-Vampire

One who believes it's wrong to eat meat and byproducts of animals, but thinks they're a vampire in the traditional sense.

See Deadgod.

Wow, that fucktard deadgod says he is a vampire but won't touch animal meat.

by asdf August 22, 2003

The Vampire

To eat a girl out when she is on her period then give her a hickey. The blood from your lips along with the mark from the hickey resembles a vampire bite.

"He gave her The Vampire last night."

by Nilla Wayfa November 3, 2009