A vacation dick is attractive and very big. Porn star quality that many women say they want, but in reality it is too big for daily prolonged sex. Although it looks great and can feel great if everything is done right, it requires too much extra lubrication and caution for a daily lover. Every woman wants to have experienced a vacation cock at some point in their life, but if she is being honest it's just too big to enjoy daily.
The reason she is smiling today is that she finally found her vacation dick last night. She is walking a little different today.
by MrMagnum66 June 5, 2016
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My girlfriend didn't want to blow me and swallow tonight, so I did it myself and got one hell of a Salty Vacation
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by Fuxkknows June 17, 2016
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Guy 1: Bro, this girl I met a few months ago from my trip to Europe is still constantly sending me nudes and flirting with me on Snapchat.
Guy 2: What a vacation hoe.
Guy 2: What a vacation hoe.
by zaelthus November 29, 2017
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