"Peter gave Julie a turney steak by not inviting her to his party"
"Peter: Why are you calling him names?"
"Julie: I don't know"
"Peter: How about I give you a turney steak and called you names, how would you like that?"
"Peter: Why are you calling him names?"
"Julie: I don't know"
"Peter: How about I give you a turney steak and called you names, how would you like that?"
by Peter Fartin' Martin May 26, 2008
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occur during sex when you pull out and go back in but miss and hit the tweener or taint.
occur during sex when you pull out and go back in but miss and hit the tweener or taint.
by Stinky71 January 19, 2009
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A factory which employs slaves to mass-produce turnips. Several conspiracy theorists believe that the turnip cartels and the gang wars they are involved in are the result of worldwide turnip shortages. If the federal government would legalize turnip factories, it is quite possible that starvation would disappear.
by Kestutis October 20, 2010
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More commonly performed as an actual defensive driving technique than the Bootleg Turn because it is relatively easier to execute and can be applied more readily.
Also called a Moonshiner's Turn, for its use by bootleggers in the Prohibition era alongside maneuvers like the Bootleg Turn, and also called a Rockford, for its frequent usage on the UK TV show, "The Rockford Files."
More commonly performed as an actual defensive driving technique than the Bootleg Turn because it is relatively easier to execute and can be applied more readily.
Also called a Moonshiner's Turn, for its use by bootleggers in the Prohibition era alongside maneuvers like the Bootleg Turn, and also called a Rockford, for its frequent usage on the UK TV show, "The Rockford Files."
by Airrider October 10, 2009
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Joseph: So what did you two get up to last night?
James: I was on top, then decided to flop out the German U-Turn . . . straight in the arse!!1 haha
Joseph: NICE!!!!
James: I was on top, then decided to flop out the German U-Turn . . . straight in the arse!!1 haha
Joseph: NICE!!!!
by Joseph OsBeel Davey May 15, 2008
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by Ju Ju Behive July 6, 2008
Get the hot tina turner mug.v. for a female to thrust her rump down to floor or turf then the female to whom you are cuttin some rug with shall bring her rear back up so that it is back near the males genitles. This is most often seen at a club where things be poppin.
1. "Now let me see ya turf ddddrrroppppppp"
E-40 and Lil Jon
2. Dat ho LaShawana done kno how ta turf drop so well I had to walk at da 40 degree angle to hide the wood.
E-40 and Lil Jon
2. Dat ho LaShawana done kno how ta turf drop so well I had to walk at da 40 degree angle to hide the wood.
by Da Weav February 24, 2008
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