kick the ass of life and lets go (Turkish Urban Idioms)

nothing isn't as worth as life, dont worry about yourself and keep on the way of life

a situation kick the ass of life and lets go (Turkish Urban Idioms)
children who flunked in class and took father cars to go to end of year party without permission

by STS07 June 6, 2011

turkish pizza

its when you eat a chick out who has a yeast infection and is on their period and has a VD that way, you have the crust (yeast - bread), the sauce (period), and the cheese (VD)

dude, this one chick i met at the bar in Istanbul was NASTY. I wasn't hungry that night, but I ended up getting served some Turkish pizza!

by asdfoiu September 5, 2008

Turkish Bath

Picture this: You are in the shower getting ready for a night out, maybe even with a beer in your hand. When suddenly, out of nowhere, you get the urge to take a crap. Unfortunately, you have no choice but to exit the hot shower and sit on the pot all wet. The steamy shit smell mixed with the hot humid air in the bathroom creates a wretched stink like no other. I have never been to turkey, nor do I have anything against the Turks. But in my mind i imagine this situation to smell exactly like a turkish fucking bath.

El Gombo: "Dude, I was fucking pouding a Yuenling in the showah before hitting up Donny's tonight and I got the rumbles wicked bad.

Jeffe: "No shit"
El Gomdo: "Yeah, I had to step out of the showah and have the squitters. "
Jeffe: "No Shit"
El Gombo: "Yeah I gave myself a Turkish Bath"
Jeffe: "How big was the ass circumference:
El Gomdo: "42""
Jeffe: "Wow, do you know Zbo kid?"

by tom tickelmanuts December 19, 2009

turkish holiday

(noun) The act of having gay sex on a couch, or while couch surfing. Alternatively many believe this is derived from having gay sex on an ottoman, as that would facilitate the act.

After meeting at a bar, Adam and Steve headed back to home and enjoyed the first of many rough turkish holidays.

by vertigo November 11, 2006

turkish royale

a mixed drink composed of coffee liquor, bourbon, and almond milk.
Proportions and whatever you damn well please.

A: dang son, what is that fancy glass o'drink?
B: that'd be a Turkish Royale
A: commits hari-kari in shame

by zignut January 1, 2012

turkish lumberyard

The act of crapping on one's self whilst inverted in the Nicaraguan picnic position.

The shit cascaded down Rick's balls as it piled up on his chest like a Turkish lumberyard

by Systematic Cupid March 18, 2014

Turkish Julie

A specific type of hardcore sexual activity common in Turkish culture.

Ahhh man!! I can't believe that Ryan got a Turkish Julie last night! What a lad!

by willywanka99 August 7, 2016