When a girl performs a footjob, where she rubs her feet up and down his dick until he cums all over them, however the chick has athlete's foot which can lead to an infection of the male's groin and inner thighs.
Kate last night gave me this amazing Turf Job last night, but this morning everything itches like crazy.
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I went down on this girl from the club and almost vomited because of the 'Smurf and Turf' downstairs.
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'I had to bail. She pulled down her pants and expected me to have a little surf and turf."
'I had to bail. She pulled down her pants and expected me to have a little surf and turf."
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by Pinhog October 7, 2003
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