Trail the Puss

Trailing the puss; verb; to hunt or seek the sweet loins of a woman, often performed with large amounts of glitter.

CAUTION: trailing the puss is known, in some rare cases, to turn vaginas sideways. Please contact your nearest health care professional if these side effects occur.

"Just take a glitter bath everyday you're bound to trail the puss"
"I thought I got lucky last night but her puss was trailed so I ended up alone jerking it again"
"I''m just trying to trail the puss"

by smokingkoalaa July 27, 2016

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tongue trails

trails left on your computer screen when you clean it off with your tongue

I licked off my computer screen and it got rid of some of the gunk but left tongue trails.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) November 23, 2018

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snail trail

When someone is fucked so much in the asshole and are filled with so much cum, that when they can walk a trail of cum is secreted resembling that of a snail's trail.

In prison, John's nickname was "snail trail", for the trail of cum he left on the ground as he slowly walked around.

by Bobbith E. Jordan February 11, 2008

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trail mix

When somebody takes a nasty shit and does not wipe properly causing some fecal matter to decorate their underwear. They leave a trail mix of poop in their underwear.

Billy: Dude I just shit and I feel like there is some residue in my boxers.
Harry: you must wipe better so you dont have trail mix in your boxers.
Billy: Thanks for the tip. I will wipe better so I do not have trail mix in my boxers next time after I poop.

by Harry M. October 10, 2006

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