The tragedy of an extremely pretty girl whose beauty is horribly marred by dumpy, flabby, 90 year old woman titties to the extent that her otherwise banging body is completely ruined. The most frustrating thing is you'll only discover she's a total dump job after having invested considerdable time and resources into courting her. It is an unwritten rule amongst men that Total Dump Jobs are outed whenever and where ever they are encountered.
by Zither November 24, 2009

type of foreplay, when you place one kiss on every square inch of your lover's body. total body kiss works well with a little olive oil or honey. it really makes your lover feel special that you love her enought to kiss EVERY inch of her body
by viking48 March 6, 2009

Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
by frabrizio June 7, 2018

To impregnate a kangaroo
by Ryan Nisker May 16, 2009

a girl who you never see not wasted out of their minds and thinks its attractive to get on as many guys who usually arent as drunk as her in a night
by jackblackattack May 31, 2006

an unreal, logic-defying event or situation that seems completely implausible or that has no correlation to the real world whatsoever.
something that should not exist.
something that should not exist.
Fuck this shite, I'm going to the pub. This is totally fish tacos.
I don't care how delicious they might be, I'm not eating a fish taco. What the fuck is that shit anyway?
I don't care how delicious they might be, I'm not eating a fish taco. What the fuck is that shit anyway?
by crackerman078 April 3, 2009

when something sux really bad and its like totally bootilicous in a bad way. like, frizzaliciousness
by iamhottnesshahaha November 12, 2006
