Tokyo Shart

The hardest shit you've ever had

I'm blasted on Tokyo Shart

by anonymous April 13, 2025

Jes's Tokyo

Jes's tokyo means the place owned by Jes herself before Tokugawa had conquered. Legends said she was the powerful person who can slay multiple people by their swords. Some say Jes performed tanto before her illness grew.

I can have Jes's Tokyo

by KnoGob May 24, 2018

Tokyo Sandblaster

Sexual position described by Conan O'brien on his show.

Johnny gave Mary a Tokyo Sandblaster last night.

by Shoelace672 November 13, 2010

tokyo snowstorm

Japanese guys having a circle jerk.

Those guys are having a Tokyo snowstorm

by thedoucheofbeverlyhills January 19, 2014

Tokyo Branch of specsavers

Descriptive of a particularly loose woman of whom it could be said - “she’s seen more japseyes than the Tokyo Branch of Specsavers”

Somebody like Katie Price for example

That slapper Jordan has seen more japs eyes than the Tokyo branch of Specsavers

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023

Tokyo Sandblaster

The Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity. When one person has diarrhea, they get close to their partner's face. Letting it rip effectively blasts the partner and causes them to squint, appearing to have Asian features.

John really got turned off by the taste of the poo that trickled in his mouth from Jane giving him a Tokyo Sandblaster.

by Mr. Whodat November 12, 2010

alpha tokyo

Someone who wears black and some white. Mostly a hype beast who doesn’t give a shit and always watch hentai and anime. The person who wear face mask to hide his face from people.

“Hey is that Alpha Tokyo in the anime section.”
“Bro why do you have to act like Alpha Tokyo.”

by Alpha Tokyo July 19, 2020