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toilet dander

A build up of shit and toilet paper bits on the back of the seat,
when you wipe your ass with cheap toilet paper.
Man, at work there's always toilet dander on the back of the seat, because my boss buys the cheapest fucking toilet paper.
by 70mach1 September 30, 2011
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skidi toilet

A toilet with a head in it, that sings the Skidi song
by Baldi12345678 July 7, 2023
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Sittin' On a Toilet

SITTIN' ON A TOILET!

- Spider & Shadow
Guess What

Sittin' on a toilet!
by SittingOnaToilet August 2, 2014
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Toilet Cloggers

Nick : Did you see that girl’s tits?
Dan : Yeah. Fucking toilet cloggers.
by The_Streets October 12, 2017
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toilet principle

A mistake by newbies in poker where they believe just as in their toilet a fullhouse can be taken care by a flush whilst in poker it is the contrary where fullhouse beats the flush
dude hes such a poker newbie he fell for the toilet principle
by victor999 August 24, 2011
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Toilet Case

Refers to Republican, right wing, christian men who engage in secret bathroom sex.
Can also be applied to these same people that post spread butthole pics to grinder.
Hypocrite.
Toilet case R Sen. Joe "Toe Tapper" Handwhacker of Alabama was caught in a Tuscaloosa toilet sting conducted by local law enforcement after complaint by locals.
by DrRubbish May 24, 2016
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Toilet Computer

A Smartphone; i.e. iPhone, Android, or Blackberry cell phone.
Thank god for my Toilet Computer! I was able to post this Urbandictionary definition while taking a satisfying dump!
by TallestWaldo November 30, 2011
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