cupcake job

When a beverage company salesman has the easiest job but bitches and moans about it to the hardworking merchandisers. They have not just a cake job but a cupcake job.

The tired merchandiser had a blank stare listening to the salesman complain about his cupcake job.

by The Red Hairon September 19, 2015

Cupcake warrior

A typically scraggly person who can search and destroy cupcakes with an uncanny otherworldly ability., also known as a "chubs"

Dont bring cupcakes to work chubs is a cupcake warrior.

by Cap'n crazy pants April 19, 2018

Lick the cupcake

The act of jizzing on a girls vagina and licking it off

Man she was well kinky she wanted me to lick the cupcake

by Cheekyprick901 October 07, 2016

black cupcake

Adjective for a medium-sized black women, not very attractive

Damn, that shawnya is a damn black cupcake

Carly, shut up you black cupcake

by BabeLolbae August 22, 2019

Sex Cupcake

Just about the hottest thing you can find on this planet. It mixes the two greatest things - pastry and intercourse. Also, another word for someone who is very good in bed.

"That girl's a total sex cupcake, I hear every guy she's been with has never had a complaint."

by LexiLovin March 12, 2012

penis cupcake

A word said by a solider from tf2 which people makes it to a meme

I AM PENIS CUPCAKE I WILL EAT U-solider

by :c boi June 27, 2018

afghani cupcake

Goat feces topped with semen following a man-on-goat love sesh in which the fecal matter represents the cake and the semen represents the frosting. Commonly found in Afghanistan and other middle eastern countries where people fuck goats.

"Here, try this Afghani cupcake. I made it myself."

"Gross. The desert is covered in Afghani Cupcakes."

by mr excellent November 20, 2017