The London Times

What Americans think The Times is called, because they can't invent any of their own names for newspapers and they don't know that it is a national newspaper.

American Tourist: Do you have The London Times?
British Newsagent: Nope, we only have The Times.
Tourist: Which Times is that?
Newsagent: Which do you think?

by The Blue Duck February 14, 2005

new york times

a well known newspaper with info about things happening all over the world.

the new york times called today and asked if i wanted a subscription to their paper.

by Just Like Campbells...MmMm Good June 21, 2003

sexy times

what happens when students pull all nighters to study calculus and or chemistry in university.

"study sesh tonight?"
"SEXY TIMES!"

by Scottissexytimes November 8, 2007

free-timer

A person who becomes suddenly rich, via the lottery, casino, etc., that they no longer have a necessity to work.

Bob: "Hey where you goin'?"

Joe: "Fuck this place I'm a free-timer now, I hit the Powerball BABY!!!"

by Ink Spot Mike May 27, 2007

super mega awesome to the max extreme awesomeness times infinity to the power of a ninja

as good as something can ever hope to be. the ultimate in awesomeness.

you should have seen robbo's triangle solo it was super mega awesome to the max extreme awesomeness times infinity to the power of a ninja

by psiclops October 13, 2009

timmers

The definition of timmers is emo

I wish my lawn was emo so it'd cut itself like timmers

by Jrap March 12, 2008

new york times

A newspaper claiming to print "All the news fit to print" when in fact it is a left wing propoganda machine. Solution to all problems is bigger government and higher taxes.

Every edition of the New York Times. Just read and consider what was the underlying motive of the stories.

by Buddy Ackerman February 8, 2008