friends nipple

In any episode on Friends that Monica, Rachel, or fiebe has a hard nipple.

Man, did u see that friends nipple, I was watching friends today and Rachel had very hard nips.

by JeromeWheats August 28, 2021

the nipple dilemma

when a man or womans nipples are very visible and pointy through their shirt or bra, etc.
common in cold weather circumstances

today in swimming, our pe teacher had a serious case of the nipple dilemma

by letstakeamoment May 3, 2014

nipple mountains

Nipple Mountains are referred to boobs or breast ether for men or women.

Rachel has gigantic nipple mountains

by Aussiemate123 July 13, 2016

Hamburger Nipples

When you wear a shirt that rubs against your nipples and your nipple's become raw and chafed, giving the appearance of raw hamburger.

Bro this shirt is given me hamburger nipples.

by BigDaddyBear53 September 10, 2023

jack nipples

Next to nothing.

Man, I asked for a lot for Christmas but got jack nipples!

by Bo__jangles April 25, 2017

Nipple blast

When a male, cat, or women spew milk from their nipples. Kinda like popping a pimple.

Ex. I'm about to nipple blast these kids!

by Gimix_13 May 30, 2016

Nipple Flair

If a woman were to have intercourse with a man who possessed a cold, then she could be in danger of Nipple Flair. This disease tends to last for about 2-3 weeks. If your doctor confirms that you have Nipple Flair than you will need to go home and not go outside. This sickness will cause a woman’s nipples to be extremely cold. If you get Nipple Flair than you must not have sex or go outdoors. Both activities with cause your tits to heat up to temperatures around 400 degrees. Some woman try to obtain Nipple Flair because during the short period that it lasts the female with be able to produce cum from her jugs. You would not need a male to create a baby if you had Nipple Flair, this fact makes a lot of feminists very happy. Also the disease may shrink your lungs until you die.

Zeva: Abby I need you to come over to my house right now!
Abby: What’s wrong!
Zeva: Tony gave me Nipple Flair and I need you to help me clean up the giz off my couch.
Abby: Ok I’ll be right their.
Zeva: Bring a switchblade, I might need to cut my nipples off.

by Bubba the Gimp January 7, 2021