Mexican wedding ring

When a hickey is given to mark someone as taken. More often than not by broke ass ho's.

Thanks Rosa for the Mexican wedding ring now my #1 girl will know I'm taken by another!

by Timepower October 29, 2018

wedding chung

The next step up from "wedding cake" which is the ultimate compliment. Often said to a friend when spotting a real hot girl

Dam check that girl out shes wedding cake!
She aint no wedding cake, shes wedding chung!!

by chez11 June 16, 2010

Kyrgyzstani Wedding

The act of Kidnapping your wife with a bunch of friends and forcing her into marriage

Tim: Yo, did you hear? I got Married
Bill: Wow, really? To Whom? I thought you where a Virgin Neckbeard
Tim: Yea, bro. I found a girl on the street, she looked like Sagari from "Eromanga Senesi" so we had a Kyrgyzstani Wedding
Bill: Dang, why didn't you Invite me? I could have helped you carry her
Tim: I did, but you said you were busy Tossing Salads behind an Arby's

by CoochieSayer420 December 02, 2020

bed it and wed it

A woman you initially plan to hit and quit, but decide to wife up instead.

I was going to hit it and quit it, but she was so hot I decided to bed it and wed it.

by Rynesdad May 16, 2018

alabama wedding

When blood relatives Wed one another to keep the bloodline pure.

Brother and his sister ,mom and son,dad and daughter are reproducing to keep the generations of pure bloodlines intact. Alabama wedding

by Dr Rob205 February 18, 2017

Wedding

A place where stupid people eat cake and put on gold rings.

No, weddings are basically funerals with cake.

by mynamearejeff May 08, 2018

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023