Office hulk

The guy people say is unassuming and beige as a personality. The office thug can trigger an incident.

General looking for the office hulk- Where's the green-eyed monster? Did he go through here?
Co-worker- He seemed fine when he got here, but then I started seeing papers go flying everywhere, like a tornado hit the office. Its gonna take a long time to clean all this shit up. I don't know where he is now.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2019

Dentists' Office

A group of idiots doing the Floss dance.

Person 1- Wow look at those fucking idiots flossing
Person 2- That's what I like to call the "Dentists' Office"
Person 1- Haha
Person 2- Haha

by Supemloem May 29, 2018

Area Office

A sexual act where separate workers from individual offices have a threesome (traditionally two males and a female). One worker is on each side, similar to a pig roast.

“The five and the four took her together and had themselves an area office

by Viking Handle January 20, 2023

OFFICE MUGSHOT

The office mugshot looks like a pretty innocent mug
If it wasn't for the vodka, it could have been a sippy cup

Fill it up with the waters of roasted Columbia blend
and there you have an office day well spend

Walter took the 'office mugshot', he's now a little tipsy
On Mondays there are mugshots for everyone

by Henk H December 16, 2022

Officer cadet

Aspires to be a firefighter and is a role model for the younger youths. Loves the word MOBILISE MOBILISE!!! They are fun and caring and work hard to succeed.

Officer cadet is a role model.
Station goes off: Mobilise Mobilise
Incident: 25 pump fire

by Splatcookie1 January 25, 2019

Office Feeder

A colleague, usually overweight, who brings in unhealthy, sugary food to the office for others to enjoy. Psychologists believe this is done because the gift of giving to others eases the person's guilt of eating in conflict with his or her own beliefs from a health standpoint.

Because DeShaun brought donuts into the office AGAIN, he is an office feeder.

DeShaun: in an email: "Donuts are at my desk"
Jimbo: "Yo man, I'm trying to lose weight. Why you gotta be an office feeder."

by Marquan1984 September 17, 2015

office kite

Someone in your everyday office or workplace who gets high from sniffing permanent markers

"Damn, did you hear Sam is an office kite?"

by ThatDamnDude May 12, 2016