Skip to main content

Angry hamster

The above statement is not correct. The angry hamster is when ur in a fight with ur bf. So as a revenge u start sucking off another dude then pretend tot swallow but actually saving his Jizz in your cheeks like a hamster. Then you walk up to your bf and make out with him.
That bitch didnt get me the extra McRib so I pulled an angry hamster on his ass.
by Carla from dorset April 4, 2017
mugGet the Angry hamster mug.

spiffy hamster

that is a spiffy hamster
by bonbonschoolshollyeah May 7, 2020
mugGet the spiffy hamster mug.

Hamster

by that kid with the heep July 13, 2019
mugGet the Hamster mug.

Hamster

Something retards say in Norway.
Have you smoked hamster?
Dude:So boys what did you do yesterday?
Retard:i smoked some hamster
by Kmustrus November 6, 2017
mugGet the Hamster mug.

Hamstering

A sexual act involving two people and a car with a sunroof.

Partner 1, sits on the top of the car with their genitals through the sunroof. Partner 2 proceeds to perform oral on Partner 1, much like a hamster drinks from the tube connected to its water bottle.
Person 1: “Did you hear that Josh and Christina were Hamstering in his car the other night?”

Person 2: “Yeah, and when she came, she soaked the seats. Now the car smells like fish.”
by lowkey. November 13, 2025
mugGet the Hamstering mug.

thirsty hamster

A sexual act where the male lays on top of a vehicle and dangles his penis down through the sunroof while his partner sucks on it from inside the vehicle like a hamster drinking water.
Last night after a few drinks my girlfriend was feeling kinky and performed a thirsty hamster on me.
by SUPERNOVA8 February 21, 2024
mugGet the thirsty hamster mug.

Thirsty hamster

When a man lays face down on the roof of a car with an open sunroof and has his partner inside the car preform fellatio through said sunroof like a thirsty hamster at a water bottle
Dude we went up to the makeout spot and we ended up doing the thirsty hamster...
by BlueRanga84 April 25, 2024
mugGet the Thirsty hamster mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email