clown's wig

When you remove the undergarments of a redheaded lady to find an untamed bright ginger thatch somewhat akin to Ronald Mcdonald's head and say wow, you've got a clown's wig

I took Mindy home last night, dude she had a clown's wig

by the hairy bean bag September 17, 2013

Wig flew

A phrase that originated from Danho's homonymous song, used quite often in Stan Twitter. It signifies a state of shock, surprise, or excitement caused by a song, event, video, or image.

Gigi: OMG, did you see that video?
Andrea: Of course, wig flew!

by ViaD'Agem September 7, 2017

Bixum wig

A bixum wig is a slang term for stupid, dumb, undesirable etc. it is used as a rude remark.

Bixum wig is also an offensive hand gesture, make the heavy metal sign with you hand, but have your thumb connect with your pinky finger. It will look like your pointing basically. This has similar meaning to flipping the middle finger, it just means you don't like the person, or they are stupid.

My home room teacher is a stupid, dumb, lazy bixum wig.

My mom is acting like a bixum wig.

by Eternalflame666 May 4, 2014

merken wig

An artificial hairpiece for the genitals

OMG! She has to wear a merken wig due to alopecia (baldness) of her crotch!

by darlamay2016 April 17, 2017

wig did

To get your hair done. Hair cut

She went to the salon to get her wig did.

by Mrwells79 December 25, 2017

British Wig

Jack off on a cancer patients head and call it a British Wig

I went to see my girlfriend in the cancer ward and i gave the bitch a British Wig- Cheerio!

by SnowWhite0222 July 22, 2019

Don't crack my wig

Don't give me a headache you square.

If you don't dig jazz don't crack my wig about it.

by Beanaeb November 21, 2011