Travel Chump

When you're travelling on a bus and your penis becomes erect.

"Oi bro that kid's got a travel chump."

by madman89990 March 30, 2015

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travel butt

A minor yet uncomfortable bodily affliction whereas when one becomes constipated for the first few days on a trip due to their gut feeling shy about being in unfamiliar surroundings.

I haven't pooped since the plane landed three days ago. No, it's nothing serious, just a classic case of travel butt.

by Blossomandroot May 4, 2024

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Travel blaming

when someone else gets in trouble and just due to the overwhelming fact of everything. You’re getting limitations or privileges revoked when you didn’t do anything at all in the situation

Ex- sarah is out too late after curfew a you didn’t do anything wrong but ur parents say you have to stay home the whole weekend Me: why cant i go out?
mom: i dont know i just said no
Me: bro? ur travel blaming

by htxzfuncss November 8, 2025

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Maya Travels

Maya travels is travel agency that is based in gurugram, Haryana, India. The whole address is Sector = 38, Islampur Colony, Gurugram, Haryana, India.

Maya Travels have the luxury travel service in cheap prices.

by RAKA THE DEVIL December 9, 2020

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Ass Traveled

When you meet a dude off Grindr, and remember how good his dick felt inside you, so much that it feels like you time travelled back to when you hooked up with them.

Yo, Alex fucked me so good it's like I Ass Traveled back to the night he was beating my guts up!

by TheAssTraveler November 21, 2021

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Gaming time travel.

When a child usually between 11 and 15 that plays video games and convinces himself that he is doing the right thing for his life and that everything else such as homework or friends is irrelevant, hence years and years go by and he only left his room to go take a shit only to realize that he is now 17 and he should've listened to his mother.

Bob: i'M 17 years old did I really just waste 4 years of my life playing World Of Warcraft?
Joe: Yeah dude you wen't through a Gaming Time Travel.
Bob: My posture is all fucked up now and my ass smells from the computer seat.

by Darte July 1, 2016

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