Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!

Attempting a task that has been dumped on you by somebody who expects a miracle. Like your dumbass boss who left two hours ago and wants you to get something done in an hour that would have taken him all day to finish. A takeoff on "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!" from the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons.

'The boss expects me to get all these reports done for the corporate office by tomorrow morning, I don't think I'm gonna make it.' 'Well, you know how Steve is about that. He bails and now you have to say "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!" just like the other days of the week where he is working 27/4'

--OR--

Rick left early again, now I gotta pull a rabbit out of my ass to get this computer fixed.

by Silverlock March 30, 2009

Rocky

The gay dog from paw patrol

Rocky is a simp for Zuma

by That One Bitch who Draws July 17, 2021

Rocky Mountain Mudslide

When you fuck a girl from behind in the vagina and she shits on your dick.

I fucked my girl last night and she gave me a Rocky Mountain Mudslide.

by Hasaakii March 17, 2017

Rocky

A kid that has a small dick and is usually toxic online but is too scared to talk shit in real life because he is too scared to get his ass beat

Rocky: SHUT THE FUCK UP FATASS
Guy: Alright Rocky

by stfugone May 1, 2019

Rocky Mountain Oysters

So you' re doing a few lines of peruvian flake, bolivian baking soda, cuban cocaine, which still just cocaine, and you frantically reach for a tissue, blow your nose and half the 8ball is gleaming back at you from inside the biological weapon of snot you just produced....well congratulations, you hold in your hand some grade - A - Rocky Mountain Oyster

'alright bro, gonna whip up a quick batch of rocky mountain oysters in your bathroom sink, and then lets finish this ball. I'n Dr. Rockzo and I love, c-c-cocaine.'
I'm

by acidhead420 September 13, 2023

Schoolhouse Rocky

Schoolhouse Rocky is a hunky superhero with red hair used in the show, Schoolhouse Rock! He is the main protagonist, who is only seen in the intro.

It’s Schoolhouse Rocky, that chip off the block, of your favorite schoolhouse, Schoolhouse Rock!

by JeffyFanatic5000 March 7, 2021

Rocky

When you take a 30 min shit on overtime before you punch the clock.

I had to take a rocky before I put off duty. Now I'm a half hour of overtime richer!!

by Schmidtman February 11, 2022