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Lithuanian Lava Lamp

When semen forms bubbles within the penis until its eventual eruption.
Uh oh! Here comes my Lithuanian Lava Lamp!
by purplelvmbo September 29, 2017
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Lamp Beating

When your brother hits you and threatens you with a lamp
you: "stop being autistic and Lamp Beating me"
your brother: "no u"
by FishFishingtonThe2nd May 20, 2018
mugGet the Lamp Beatingmug.

Lamp

Instead of saying lmao say lamp. Because it’s a nice word and can also be used in som context as “laughing at my problems”.
Person: dude did u just fail ur test?
You: yeah LAMP
Person: what?
You: Laughing At My Problems
by Bees cream November 19, 2020
mugGet the Lampmug.

Nigga Lamp

When a nigga fucks a girl by a lamp (Nigga Lamp)
That was a gnarly nigga lamp!
by Jacob The Ripper January 21, 2022
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LAMP

a male or female friend who is reliable or just a great person in general (often used as a form of address).
"they'd never choose him/her over us they said they were a lamp"

Also used as a term for someone who has been frienzoned
ie. A friendship exists between two people, one of whom has an unreciprocated romantic or sexual interest in the other.
"What the HELL is the friend zone? When a girl decides that you're no longer a dating option. You become this complete nonsexual entity in her eyes, like her brother or a LAMP"
"They'd never choose him/her over us they're like a lamp to them"
by suhh_dew January 30, 2017
mugGet the LAMPmug.

rod lamp

Noun - A signature retaliation move in which the enforcer pulls down the offender's pants and gives them a swift kick in the dick, preferably whilst wearing cleats
Man that guy is such an a**hole, I wish someone would give him the old rod lamp.
by MassHole 2020 November 3, 2020
mugGet the rod lampmug.

Lamping

The act of being in charge of turning off the light at bed time when in bed with your partner.
"I'm going to sleep now so you're in charge of the lamping"
by Sockofoogles January 19, 2024
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