A tie knot that is tied so horribly that it looks like a tornado came by and wrapped it around your neck.
by alucardeverlasting October 31, 2013
Get the tornado knotmug. when two goiters (abscess filled sore) grow together over time and tie into a giant puss filled knot.
That skanky bitch Sally went camping for a month. She got slammed 30 times and didnt wash her clam once ! all of her pubic hairs became ingrown, unleashing a field of goiters. eventually all the goiters grew together and became tangled into a wall of un-combale goiter knots. (soaked in piss)
by met_l_hed September 10, 2011
Get the goiter knotmug. This is speaking of canid animals (members of the dog family; Canidae). A knot is basically a swelling of the Bulbus Glandis, a part of a canine's penis. The erectile tissue swells up during the climax of sexual intercourse and locks when it penetrates the female allowing it to inseminate into the female canine
this is referred as tying the knot
this is referred as tying the knot
"the dog tied the knot in his doggy girlfriend now they are stuck there till the ball shrinks"
(i'm so dirty)
(i'm so dirty)
by LexxDef June 26, 2019
Get the Knotmug. An intestinal condition whereby one cannot shit or has an extremely difficult 12 round fight to relieve oneself of a turd.
Too much dairy can result in a knotted turd.
I just had a knotted turd. I’m pretty sure I may have a prolapse now.
I just had a knotted turd. I’m pretty sure I may have a prolapse now.
by Dick Onchin November 22, 2022
Get the Knotted Turdmug. A phrase used to describe the stress or anger of someone else, often used to attempt to calm them down. Similar to don't get your knickers in a twist.
Derives from the painful experience of testicular torsion.
One who has their "bollocks in a knot" is either very stressed or is in some way pained or angered.
Derives from the painful experience of testicular torsion.
One who has their "bollocks in a knot" is either very stressed or is in some way pained or angered.
John: Ryan I think I've left my history homework at home...
Ryan: Mate, don't get your bollocks in a knot, it's not due in until Friday.
Ryan: Mate, don't get your bollocks in a knot, it's not due in until Friday.
by JohnJoeTheGood May 14, 2019
Get the Bollocks in a Knotmug. Girl 1: I got into a double fisherman knot last night. It was intense!
Girl2: I always wanted to try one of those!
Girl2: I always wanted to try one of those!
by Fratrat November 2, 2014
Get the Double fisherman knotmug. 