A day in the life of Helen Keller

Doing absolutely nothing for the entire day.

Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: my day was like A day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh...

by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 04, 2024

Helen

Milf.... thats it.

Helen is such a milf

by jack bins August 22, 2022

Helen Lovejoy

1. a gossipy, judgemental bitch. often shortened to lovejoy
2. the wife of rev. lovejoy although he belongs with ned

1. makayla said that anyone could beat me in a fight she’s such a helen lovejoy

2. helen Lovejoy is the worst character in the Simpsons divorce her Rev Lovejoy and date ned instead I ship u 2.

by ProudPolysexual March 20, 2023

helen miller

helen miller is the best. i love helen lol.

helen miller is gay, but she loves some weird girl.

by anonymous March 11, 2021

Helen

A lady that may appear as a Karen but is actually pretty gangster 😎

Damn I really thought Helen was about to come at us earlier today

by UrbanDicc July 26, 2021

The Helen tooth

The Helen tooth is a phenomenon that affects a small minority of the population. It is characterised by a typically uncomfortable and sometimes painful tingling/floating sensation in the teeth or gums when the individual needs to urinate and/or dedicate and may result in extreme relief once the person has done so. In some people, it may occur only, or more extremely after ignoring bathroom urges for a prolonged period. At this time it has no known cause.

Jeffery needs to use the bathroom, he's got The Helen tooth.

by Lucas, McKinley March 03, 2024

helen

she a bad bitch boof master with a rockin rack

Is that Helen? Man I wanna smash.

by boopmaster666 April 17, 2019