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Golden Handshake

The act of passing a condom via handshake between bros. Most often occurs when one bro sees another about to get lucky, and either knows, or is unsure, that said bro has readily available protection. The handshake occurs to prevent outside parties from noticing, while at the same time congratulating the bro on his success. Should the act not occur, the unopened condom should be returned to it's original owner.
Bro 1: Dan got with Sarah last night... hope he used a dome!
Bro 2: It's all good, I gave him the Golden Handshake.
by DanTheMan666 October 3, 2013
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The Golden Dream

An Australian Rules Football star in the 70's. Known for his long flowing beautiful golden hair. A top bloke.
Wow who's that good sort in the number 12 jersey?
Oh that's The Golden Dream... he's way out of your league Shazza.
by andrewdenton September 26, 2010
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golden tornado

When you piss in a chick's mouth and swirl it around with your cock.
The bitch said she was up for anything so I gave her a golden tornado.
by Lord Humongous February 16, 2005
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Golden Tee

Golden Tee, in addition to being a popular golf arcade game, is also a sex act that involves 1 woman with 5 or more men, urination, and no vaginal contact.
Me and my buddies were doing a golden tee with this girl, I was getting her in the rear while Joe was getting a blow job, Mike was tickling my nuts, and Jared and Kevin were just pissing all over us. And then Jeff walked in...
by RevengeOfTheLutefish December 14, 2008
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Golden Cupcake

A Golden Cupcake is performed after you finish having anal sex with a girl, you then have her put her legs behind her head and you pee in her butt.
Dude, I so golden Cupcaked your mom last night. -Rory to Pat
by ThreeG October 23, 2004
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golden wonder

An expression derived from a leading brand name of crisps (potato chips) in the UK.

Taken from the sexual activity of a “Golden Shower” – This is the practice of urinating on a sexual partner.

Essentially a “Golden Wonder” is (hopefully!) an entirely fictitious sexual practice - involving the practice of urinating into a half empty crisp packet and bursting it loudly over a naked and prostrate girl.

The term itself is then used to define how “liberated” a lady’s outlook may be in the bedroom.
“Met this girl last night and she was filthy as anything – threw me round the bedroom like a rag doll!”
“Golden Wonder?”
You betcha!”
by Mark Curtis April 6, 2005
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golden moose

While a male is receiving oral pleasure from a female, he places both hands on the side of his head (thumbs in ears) to make 'moose antlers'. Before he finishes, a group of Chris Farley look-a-likes begin showering both of them with urine.
"Good thing I had my thumbs in my ears during that Golden Moose. That one Chris Farley look-a-like tried to piss in my ear."

There is nothing like a saturday where you watch Rocky+Bullwinkle in the morning and get a Golden Moose in the evening...
by cheeks rodeo May 25, 2010
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