razor clam

a tube shaped clam

i put salt on sand then a tube thing came up that was a razor clam

by pookiesgramma June 29, 2017

clam spit

The female act of urinating.

"I must excuse myself to the lady's room," said Suzy after her fourth cosmopolitan. "I have to go let the clam spit."

by Chief_BigNic November 20, 2016

Clam Jelly

The flavorful nutrients excreted from the meat flaps after an eventful evening.

Dude your hands smell like clam jelly

by Dr Clam September 6, 2020

Captain Clam

When a chick shaves her pubic hair into an elegant little moustache.

I used to prefer bald until I met a woman with a Captain Clam.

by Mobscenity October 20, 2014

clam anal

You are having the time of your life swimming in a lake. At the split of a second, a clam opens up and a huge tongue resembling silly string, shoots out and attaches to your anus. The clam dangles and stays there for a minimum of 2 yrs.

Harold went for a swim he felt a stinging pain vibrate his anus. The cause of this was a clam anal.

by DaniellesANerd July 24, 2016

Clam hamper

A lesbians mouth

That stupid lesbo wouldn’t shut her clam hamper

by Filthy Mark March 15, 2021

clam-grappler

1. a person who performs forcible oral sodomy upon a woman; a tongue-rapist; a clit-mangler.
2. a person who performs cunnilingus really badly. a cunt-klutz.
3. a person who grabs a woman by her labia; a lip-snatcher; a snatch-masher.
4. the evil nemesis of the twatwaffle.

Stay away from Manny, he is a clam-grappler. Poor Juanita's cho-cho will never be the same!

by Florben Borgsen January 31, 2009