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Slurpee Day

The date 07-11-(insert any year here). This is the day that the amazing store 7 11 gives away free slurpies!
Fred: Hey where are you at? I've been waiting at the Texaco station for you for an hour!

Tom: Fuck Texaco, it's slurpee day at 7 11!!!!!
by DictionaryRandomSurfer July 9, 2009
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Homie Day

The 12th of April. the day where you and your homies gather around and appreciate each other's genitals. If your homie has a big cock, you are sure as hell welcome to brofist it. He would be appreciative.

PSA: RECOMMENDED ONLY WHEN YOU AND YOUR HOMIES ARE COMFORTABLE AND CLOSE. IT ISN'T 'FRIEND' DAY, ITS 'HOMIE' DAY AND THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO HAVE A CLOSE BOND. NO THIS IS NOT SEXUAL HARASSMENT, IT'S APPRECIATING YOUR HOMIES. CLOTHES MUST STAY ON.

if they are not your homie, do not dare try to celebrate homie day with them. if they are your homie, go wild.
#homiesnothomos
person one: "hey why did you slap my ass?"
person two: "its homie day"
person one: "do it again"
person two: "aight bet"
by imlucas_lmao April 18, 2021
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cunt day

Nickname for Tuesday.

When someone calls you a cunt, they sometimes say "see you next Tuesday". C U Next Tuesday. CUNT.

(also can be Thursday too.)
Person 1: What day is today?
Person 2: It's cunt day.
by baddboyy October 15, 2011
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Gamer day

from when you wake up to when you go to bed
my gamer day is 3 of your days
by fuzzy911rs April 9, 2009
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Joke Day

The name givin to any day that is horribly wrong. This may be because of a ridiculous event, that you don't want to believe happened.
"did you hear that Michael Jackson died?!"

"yeah, today is definately joke day."
by Tittiezzz December 24, 2009
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Pkedunkee Day

Happy Pkedunkee Day Everybody!!!
by beban029 September 27, 2021
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Bruh Day

A Bruh Day is when you have had the worst day in your entire life; a day where things go devastatingly bad.
Justin: Yo I totally had a bruh day

Alex: What happened?
Justin: I got cum all over my face
by ecco2k April 16, 2021
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