Rule of blonde

You CANT be mad , angry, upset or anoyed with blonde females.

~Omg, i got SO MAD at my girl.
- Wait, isn’t she blonde?

~Yes, why?
- You cant be mad at her, its THE RULE OF BLONDE.

by Liferules420 July 14, 2023

blond hoe

A hoe who is blond, usually a very cocky and horny blond girl. Ages run through high school to late 40's.

Lady: Did you see what Britney did?
Lady 2: Ya, jerking off that guy, she is such a blond hoe!

by LaZumbaKarumba June 14, 2017

Blonded out

When a person enters a stage of drunk following buzzed but subsequent to blacked out. This stage is very common in blondes and symptoms include: dancing wildly, getting arrested, puking, drinking, having blonde hair, remember part of last nights events, and having blue eyes. If your friend has any of these symptoms please sit back and enjoy the ride.

"Girlfriend, you should of saw that crazy Bre last night. She was so blonded out, like she almost got arrested.

by Colewindz September 24, 2014

Beyond Blonde

1. Dumber than dumb
2. Dumber than a stereotypical blonde
3. No clue
4. Clueless
5. Unaware of surroundings
6. Air head

1. Man that dude can’t spell a two syllable word
2. Person 1: Did you hear about the World Trade Center, you know twin towers
Beyond Blonde: what! when? ...oh you mean the County Jail (Los Angeles County Jail) is refered to “twin towers”
3.friend 1: “What a dumb ass!” He went an did it anyway.

Friend 2: yeah I told em too
Friend 1: that muthaf*^ka’s beyond blonde

by byMarkeeDeejune2018 June 30, 2018

Blonde Sam

Blonde Sam is a guy or girl named Sam that happens to be blonde. Lets be honest he or she is probably gay and they are big nerds.

OMG BLONDE SAM WAS LOOKING AT ME TODAY ...WOW SO GAY

by JJTHEPANDA December 20, 2018

Dogbutt Blonde

The color of an English Cream Retriever's butt on a sunny day the middle of March, also used to describe a girl's hair color.

Dude, that girl's hair was dogbutt blonde!

by Toastmaster Trev March 5, 2020

Blonde Shaming

Blonde Shaming is: Being critical of blonde haired people by use personal opinion(s), or to utilize stereotypes (like) dumb blonde, too blonde, so blonde, blonde moment, etc. Can insinuate improper color (natural or artificial) or lack of intelligence based on hair color; an attitude of shame towards blonde hair people. Blonde shaming is a form of body shaming.

Blonde shaming can also be Shade Shame: what is "best" for them: bleached, natural, "wrong" or "incorrect" tonality. "You are too blonde, it washes you out!" or "Your blonde is yellow, it can't be natural" or "Your hair isn't natural!"

Lack of intelligence: dumb blonde

by 6 ft Blonde July 27, 2013